New work teaser |
Word yous. I sent out a stupid bulletin about this but I get the suspicion that more people have subscribed to my blog than bother to check out bulletins. I know I don't check out bulletins 90% of the...
Posted by Severe Photography on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST |
A short reality-based script |
A young man unpacks his Black and Decker 'Texture Series' food processor. Suddenly, God appears out of a cloud of shimmering white smoke and speaks to the man.God: Wow, Budiak. That was expensive.Budi...
Posted by Severe Photography on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Hippocrite |
God... I'm going to speak about a horrible person. I know in my heart that this person is a tongue-split agent of Satan. This person is me. I do what I can to please the Lord. I fail at every turn. ...
Posted by Severe Photography on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST |
Crackers n Honey |
So tonight was the start of midnight madness. Let me skip ahead first. I get home last night and I felt like shit. No romance here. Felt like shit. Like someone had just spent the past 2 hours berat...
Posted by Severe Photography on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST |
5 on it. |
Yeah thats right, I realize what I've done. There's a Luniz song on my profile. As I get older I start listening to more of the music that was popular in my childhood and early formative years and i...
Posted by Severe Photography on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:54:00 PST |
A horrible Confession. |
Now I have an unsettling detail to admit here tonight. I walked into the gym like any other night. I set my gym bag down like any other night. I unzip it to get out my workout gear. Like any other ...
Posted by Severe Photography on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:16:00 PST |
Ideas? Bring 'em here. |
Alright everybody. Put on your thinkin' shoes.
I decided that I've waited long enough to get off my ass and start a photography career in whatever form I must. So here goes. I'm going to be creating a...
Posted by Severe Photography on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:11:00 PST |
I hope this isn't too trite. |
I wrote this last night. So here it is. Read it and then choke on it. I'm just talkin' 'bout my generation, folks.
When I turn on the Radio
I hear
Thoughtless whining and absurdity
A Conference Highl...
Posted by Severe Photography on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST |
Fuck you. |
So I go to Food Network's website because I'm bored. I see some recipe videos so I click one at random, and the one that was chosen was 'Crostata and Jam' from the show 'Everyday Italian.' Before th...
Posted by Severe Photography on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST |
Lonelytines day |
I should have fucking sent out a bulletin about wishing me a happy valentine's day but honestly, all that would have done is brought on an inundation of V-Day greetings from my asshole man friend...
Posted by Severe Photography on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:40:00 PST |
