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Chris Red Alert

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About Me

I am a draftsman at an architectural firm in Schaumburg. I am back at school so, I can finish my degree & not be a loser. I skateboard because I like to hurt myself, I'm straight edge because I have enough problems as it is, my friends think i'm crazy, I love potatos, farts make me laugh, I like driving my girlfriend crazy (not really), I have ADD, people generally piss me off, and I only like music that makes you hate girls or drives you to put your head through the wall. I also like to draw and take pictures of stuff. TO BE HONEST NOTHING REALLY SEEMS TO MATTER TO ME ANYMORE...except for one.

My Interests

my ipod, making fun of white people, food, skateboarding, skate videos, video games, satan, 8" wide skateboards, drawing, taking pictures & architecture

I'd like to meet:

clarence, the fifth beatle

Music:

UNBROKEN, motorhead, stormtroopers of death(S.O.D.), the smiths, ride, turning point, his hero is gone, zeke, naked raygun, black flag, no for an answer, from ashes rise, integrity, slowdive, circle jerks, undertow, metallica(the 1st four records), high on fire, public enemy, helmet, quicksand, the exploited

Movies:

excalibur, repo man, glory, punk: attitude, taxi driver, shawshank redemption, thrashin', the professional, bones brigade video III-"the search for animal chin" and james bond movies(only the ones w/ sean connery & roger moore)

Television:

saved by the bell, family guy, the office, robotech(dvd set), whatever is on the history or discovery channel

Books:

I'm more into magazines: architecture, dwell, thrasher, slap, skateboarder, print, I.D. & architectural record

Heroes:

SATAN

My Blog

you see the picture on the left. can you say OMAR HASSAN

yup! i got to meet Omar Hassan yesterday so kiss my ass!!! & he signed my black label hassan deck...after he destroyed the bowl at wilson.  Grumpy was there layin' it down for the kiddie...
Posted by Chris Red Alert on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

what do fall out boy & sick of it all have in common?

i found this kind of funny.  it's any interview with lou from SOIA...kind of weird.  i got it from the lambgoat website...mosh!   "I used to say that at shows! Darn it!" But it still ma...
Posted by Chris Red Alert on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:04:00 PST

o'yeah and one more thing...

go f' yourself...
Posted by Chris Red Alert on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST

ask me if i care...

well since you're asking...NO! I really don't give a fuck...about anything...everyone can go pound it....
Posted by Chris Red Alert on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:25:00 PST