Dumb people make me type things a few days after the fact |
So I'm at the bar. I've drank my fill, and I head to the bar to close my tab. When I get there, this chick standing at the bar turns to me and says, quite accusingly, "Are you a frat?!"At this point i...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:26:00 GMT |
Francis Scott Combs |
Today I will attempt to update the national anthem. I feel this is necessary, as the song is 194 years old and, let's be honest, almost everything older than 185 is really stupid. I'm not ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:03:00 GMT |
The Beer Thread |
Nowadays it seems you can't turn on the television without seeing an ad for some company that wants to help you tiptoe around your bills, foreclosure, or declaration of bankruptcy. Clearly, this is i...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
The Google Images Porn Game |
Here's a fantastic game Kristen and I have been playing lately: The Google Images Porn Game! (YAY!)The game basically works like this: players take turns selecting a word--any word--to ent...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:28:00 GMT |
Its the 2007 Item-of-the-Day Countup Calendar! |
The concept is simple: every day, the key notion / concept / person / thing / aspiration / etcetera of said day will be noted on this list! Can I keep this up an entire year? Yes. Wi...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:48:00 GMT |
The Fortress of Solitude |
This recent blast of winter has apparently confused Superman, who has mistaken the Falls for the arctic and has begun building himself a new Fortress of Solitude.
You'll recall his old one:
He...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:17:00 GMT |
Life in the igloo |
So, I think it was two winters ago that I told myself I was going to build an igloo in the backyard and really spend some time in it, as a sort of adventure-at-home kind of thing. Kind of l...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:16:00 GMT |
MLK Day |
In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I decided to do my part in fighting segregation. I was startled to find a severe and celebrated instance of segregation in my own home:
Blacks on one sid...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:54:00 GMT |
Penguin Comics!!!! |
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:20:00 GMT |
NEW GOAL IN LIFE |
I have found a new goal in life:
To actually have 99 bottles of beer on the wall, and to take them down and pass them around until there are no bottles of beer left!
Participants sign up below.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:19:00 GMT |
