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sit or put your face

Fuck yo' couch!

About Me

sit or put your face is the result of too many shrooms, waaaay too many whip-its, and never enough bud (even if we had enough bud to bury ourselves in, it wouldn't be enough!).. Two dudes that have known each other for 15+ years, driving around your local parking lot blasting Suicidal Rap Orgy louder than you can handle and screaming in your face! No joke, that's seriously how this "band" started..
currently working on new tunes.. you are about to see what we are really capable of.. the tunes we have posted now are cool, but they are nothing compared to what we're about to unleash on you!! we will be doing a split w/ Drahcir and also releasing a full length later this year, as well as 2 or more music videos that we are writing at the moment
acquired taste [uh-kwahyuh rd] [teyst]
n. One that is unpleasant on immediate experience or is likeable only after being experienced repeatedly.
• code for our music player •
Partners in crime:
Post our shit, we'll post yours

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/13/2007
Band Members:
keef // vocals, programming, mouthful of fetuses

PCP420 // random anarchy, prank calls, setting world records

Cutie // mascot, tortured little bitch
Influences:
• girl-on-girl action
• boredom

• Suicidal Rap Orgy / Butchers Harem
• Preschool Tea Party Massacre
• Swift Treweeke
• odiusembowel
• Ol' Dirty Bastard
• lots of other good music that you probably don't listen to

draw a picture, write on yourself, shave your cat.. just do it (and be creative)

made by Allie-san

made by Alliesunn

concerts we will be attending:
6/05 - Hatebreed @ the Senator Theatre in Chico, Ca
6/09 - See You Next Tuesday @ the Boardwalk in Orangevale, Ca
7/11 - Slipknot, Suicide Silence @ Sleeptrain Amp in Marysville, Ca
7/15 - Summer Slaughter Tour @ the Fillmore in SF, Ca
7/31? - Waking the Cadaver, Cholera TBA in Sacramento, Ca
and probably more shows TBA, like Ozzfest..

gamertag// keef eats babys

(say something in the msg if you add me on
xbox live or you'll probably be denied)

Sounds Like: newborn babies fighting to the death in the ring like gladiators

Record Label: yeah right
Type of Label: None

My Blog

help me name my BONG

Help me name my bongthere was a horrible tragedy a couple years ago that involved this bong and the closet floor.. it is now in 2 pieces.. early 2008 i plan on fixing that problem, but now i have a ne...
Posted by sit or put your face on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 05:51:00 PST

jokes (non-dead baby jokes)

This blog is for all the other offensive jokes out there that aren’t dead baby jokes..if you know any good ones, post em here. this blog will be updated often2 tampons are walking down the stree...
Posted by sit or put your face on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

dead baby jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costumeHow do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it moreWhat's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?Feeling up a dead baby ...
Posted by sit or put your face on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:40:00 PST