Evan Jacobson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Foward thinking...Yes. Handsome...Irrefutably. Suave and debonaire...Without question. But do these things sum up the human enigma that is Evan Jacobson...I should think not. Some legends about me are true, others nothing but malodorous fabrication. Did I once eat an entire horse on a dare? But of course! Have I in fact sired three children a day since I was twelve? Not likley. Was I elected King Of The Eskimos after my epic barefoot crossing of the North Pole? HaHa, that my friend, only an Eskimo may tell! Also, I do not in fact live in Alabama, even though myspace seems to be utterly convinced that I do. (Ed. - I think it's fixed now.)found this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My doppelganger, and the guy who invented Cheez-Wiz so I can punch him in the face (I'll have my doppelganger in a public place so I have an alibi). Other people I'd like to punch in the face include; Henry Ford, Uwe Boll, The person who invented the parking meter, Herbert Hoover, Archduke Ferdinand, Emril Lagasse, The inventor of the Push-pop, Count Chocula, Michel Bay, Jane Fonda, Larry "Bud" Melman, Mcgruff The Crime Dog, John Tesh, Harry Houdini, Johnny Walker, Thomas Kinkade, Ty Cobb, Billy Crystal and Henry VIII.

My Blog

The long arm of the law cannot reach Evan Jacobson!

Dear readers, This evening I was engaging in my traditional sunday night ritual of ensconcing myself in a cloak of bengal tiger fur and meditating in my grotto/personal reflecting chamber, when I was ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 00:01:00 GMT

Rumors about Evan Jacobson are set straight!

I am well aware of the fact that in my long and storied life, certain facts and rumors have popped up from time to time; a state of affairs which...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:06:00 GMT