- Things that confuse me: Huge words, nature, the plastic bags in the vegetable aisle, laundry, grown up stuff, people with long first names, overalls, buying bedsheets, ordering at Panda Express, math, different time zones, 4-way stops, people that know my name but I don't know theirs, driving downtown(any city!), circle-talkers, my phone bill, HTML, the tickles, my weird ass dreams, taxes, stuff, the dizzyness of when you stand up too fast, Chris Lewis; sometimes I don't know what he's saying, February 29, waking up in strange places, foreigners and pee shivers. Things I like: Cheese, Guinness, napping, cheese, stuff, water, cheeseburgers, laughing, lounging, discovering new music, the cool underside of a pillow, 120mph, lunch hour..and a half M-F, Fridays, pay days, black socks, cableTV, my ninja-like tactics, vodka, mornings, afternoons, nights, the freaking internet, brushing my teeth, taking pictures, finding something cool I forgot about, liquid courage, Linux, CapitalOne commercials, my debit card, making a fool of myself, getting a new shirt, my job, dogs, doing nothing, pole vaulting, sneezing and weekends. Things I don't like: CHP, pirates, 1-uppers, whoever keeps leaving the "on-hold" music vMail at my desk phone once a week; stop it, Windows updates, hunger, dudebros, wankers, Andy Dick, hangovers, burning my tongue, not-so-filling burritos, wanting milk only to discover it expired 2 days ago(insert sad face here), head-game-players, forgetting stuff, Mister Me Too's, !HOT leather seats, slow drivers, a phone with a dead battery, gas prices, getting shampoo in my ears or eyes, people that don't smell pleasant, lack of sleep, repeat offenders, a dirty car, match.com ads, getting my zipper stuck, sentences that start with "My buddy," people who wear sunglasses at night, central California heat, pathetic emo kids and fibbers.
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