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danish

Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!

About Me

call me danish mcpastryface, MegaGirl, johnny, natasha, robi, rubby, rubadoo, robioaflakirlfarlgnalrg... you get the point... or: laura. [aim~ whathefork87]"Wouldn't it be nice if I could melt myself like ice or outrun my skin and just be pure wind" (Jewel)

My Interests

eating BABIES and getting NUDE public crack attacks!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

"jesus"... so we can find out what REALLY happened...

Music:

indie rock, metal, alternative, very very little country for instance: eels, iron and wine, the decemberists, death cab for cutie, the postal service, coldplay, neutral milk hotel, deftones, jewel, sarah mclachlan, twelve tribes, the dillinger escape plan, the notwist, grandaddy, interpol, last days of april, static x, american head charge, (OLD) modest mouse, spoon, 36 crazy fists, tool, finger eleven, poison the well, alison krauss, belle and sebastian, block party, dido, eighteen visions, copeland, fear factory, keane, the beatles, sugar ray, sixpence none the richer, mogwai, professional murder music, they might be giants, the unicorns, and of course the shins!!! there are many other various random bands included... i just didnt feel like listing them all.

Movies:

fucked up movies (not excluding): Requiem For a Dream, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Crash, Gummo, Julien Donkey-Boy, Happiness, From Hell, Se7en, Gia, Gladiator, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, History of the World Part One, Kids, Pi, Spaceballs, Monster's Ball, Lolita, Storytelling, Leon: The Professional (International Uncut Version), Welcome to the Dollhouse, American Beauty, Run Lola Run, What Dreams May Come, The Believer, Thirteen, Maelstrom, Mulholland Drive, Elephant, As Good As It Gets, Antwone Fisher, Laurel Canyon, In the Bedroom, Full Metal Jacket, The House of Sand and Fog, Abre Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes), American History X, Quills, Closer, 12 Monkeys, Boondock Saints, One Hour Photo, Traffic, Rain, UHF, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jakob the Liar, Spirited Away, Blow, The Ninth Gate, The Green Mile, Stir of Echoes, 8MM, Training Day, John Q, The Matrix Trilogy, The Friday Trilogy, Barbershop 1 & 2, Resevior Dogs, Anchor Man, Old School, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc

Television:

television has begun to creep out of my life, but when i do watch... hmm... itll be the simpsons, family guy, and comedy central primarily. i love to laugh, what can i say!

Books:

good for the heart and soul. ill try almost anything once. if its good (or great) let me read it and ill give you my opinion. CHUCK PALAHNIUK!! he's fucking AWESOME!!!

Heroes:

corey... mom... dad... and probably a few other people. pretty much anyone whos made an impact on my life. thank you for everything. ps. lets add napoleon dynamite! hooray!!

My Blog

boobs suck!!!

i dont care how fun they can be! boobs suck!!! and bra shopping REALLY sucks!!! boooooooo!!!!
Posted by danish on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

my current state of mind...

more like my current state of physicality. i feel like im falling apart. my mind isnt functioning correctly... im surprised i can catch my spelling errors... i can barely think straight. lets put it t...
Posted by danish on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

youre right

i suck. im an awful fucking friend. good. i dont want any fucking friends. not when it all backfires on me. fuck you all. i dont fucking want you. ill hole myself up in the fucking ground and rot...
Posted by danish on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

apology (for the folks back home)

so im back from school... finally... and i know ive been really bad about keeping in touch with everyone back home. i guess i just want to say sorry... its hard to explain life down at st marys... ...
Posted by danish on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

World Spins Madly On [The Weepies]

Woke up and wished that I was deadWith an aching in my head I lay motionless in bedI thought of you and where you'd goneand let the world spin madly onEverything that I said I'd do Like make the world...
Posted by danish on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

twisted up inside

coreys going to iraq. fuck.
Posted by danish on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST

i fucked up.

and i have no one to blame but myself. funny how life works.  
Posted by danish on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:35:00 PST

sooo...

i have a boyfriend now. again. hrm. its weird i havent changed my status or anything yet. its still new. i really like the guy. we still have a lot of learning to do about each other though. so... its...
Posted by danish on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

Samson, Regina Spektor

You are my sweetest downfall I loved you first, I loved you first Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth I have to go, I have to go Your hair was long when we first met Samson went back to bed Not ...
Posted by danish on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

shattered pieces of glass

i think god is punishing me. i just wish i knew why.
Posted by danish on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST