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You Are 57% Indie
You're pretty indie, but you don't make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things - from trendy to bizarre. How Indie Are You?
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What can I say really, I'm your typical 18-24 year old male. I like sports, music, going out in the weekend and just flatout being with mates.
I'm eclectic, but at the same time rock is my fave genre of music if I HAD to choose. I just try to like a song, not a genre. I like football, but LOVE rugby, both to watch and play but I'm exploring North American Sports like American Football, Baseball and Ice Hockey.
I work as a sales assistant at Sportsworld, barcoding and de-security tagging a Manchester United replica shirt only to give it away to a complete stranger pains me every time I do it (8 or 9 times a day). On a computing course, but hope not to be your typical computer nerd, just "computer literate".
Told ya... typical 18-24 year old male.
If you played rugby and I was your coach, what position would I put you at?
Number 8
You are the most important member of the pack of forwards.You have the responsibility of keeping things tight at the back of the scrum.One slip and you could lose posession.However, you are also reasonably fit and must be relied on to make bracing runs up the field.

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My Interests

I like long walks along the beach and frolicing through meadows. If only I had froliced through meadows sooner. Thorns hurt... trust me. Listening to music, playing rugby, football, tennis, watching films. I love the rock/indie band Muse, though I'm eclectic (I listen to all types of music), though rock takes most of the pie. Mmm... pie. I love pie!Love watching North American Sports, seem to support teams out of Massachusetts, not to rule out teams outside of Mass, like the Detroit Red Wings, Green Bay Packers, Orlando Magic. How many times have I had to say this... I like long walks along the beach and frolicing through meadows.

I'd like to meet:

Samuel L. Jackson (Actor)
Alexa Chung (Presenter and Model)
Andrew Symonds (All Rounder - Australia)
The MIGHTY band that is Muse, Julius Aghahowa (Attacking Midfielder/Striker - Wigan Athletic and Nigeria), Morgan Freeman (actor), Foo Fighters (rock band), Chris Rock (comedian/actor), Laurence Fishburne (actor), Ben Stiller (comedian/actor).

Music:


# - +44, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars, 36 Crazyfists
A - A.F.I, Adam & the Ants, Adema, Akon, Alanis Morissette, Alexi Murdoch, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, All-American Rejects, Andreas Johnson, Angels & Airwaves, Arctic Monkeys, Armand Van Helden, Ash, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne (first 2 albums)
B - Barenaked Ladies, Barry White, The Beatles, The Beautiful South, Bedouin Soundclash, Black Eyed Peas, Black Stone Cherry, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blur, Bob Marley, Bowling for Soup, Boxcar Racer, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Busted (Don't laugh) Bloodhound Gang, Bowling for soup, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine
C - The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Coldplay, Coolio, Corinne Bailey Rae, The Cranberries, Creed, The Cure
D - Daft Punk, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Deep Blue Something, Dido, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dire Straits, Doves, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Drowning Pool
E - Electric Light Orchestra, Embrace, Enemy, Evanescence
F - Faithless, Feeder, Finch, Foo Fighters, Funeral for a Friend, The Futureheads
G - The Game, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Gnarls Barkley, The Go! Team, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Green Day, Groove Armada
H - Hard-Fi, Hellogoodbye, The Hives
I - Ian Broudie, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Isaac Hayes
J - Jack Johnson, Jamie Foxx, Jamieson, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, Jem, Jimmy Eat World, Jimmy Hendrix, John Legend, Johnny Mathis, Joseph Arthur
K - Kaiser Chiefs, Kano, Kanye West, Kasabian, K-Ci & JoJo, Keisha White, Kelly Clarkson, Kid Rock, Kings of Leon, Kittie, Korn, The Kooks
L - Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Led Zeppelin, Lemar, The Lightning Seeds, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lordi, The Lostprophets, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco
M - Madonna (DON'T SODDING LAUGH!!!), Manic Street Preachers, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Mary J. Blige, Massive Attack, Metallica, Michael Bublé, Millencolin, Missy Elliott, Moby, Mojave 3, Morcheeba (Again, don't laugh), Ms. Dynamite, The Murderdolls, Muse , My Chemical Romance
N - Nelly, Nick Drake, Nickelback, Nirvana, Nonpoint
O - Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene, Offcuts, OK Go, The Ordinary Boys, OutKast
P - Panic! at the Disco, Papa Roach, Phantom Planet, Phil Coulter, The Polyphonic Spree, The Prodigy, Puddle of Mudd, Pussycat Dolls
Q - Quad City DJ's, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age
R - Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Ray Lamontagne, Razorlight, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Reel Big Fish, R.E.M, Rihanna, Rise Against, The Rivers, Rod Stewart, Rogue Traders, The Roots, Rusted Root, Ryan Adams
S - S.K.W.A.D., Sammy Davis, Jr., Seal, Sebastien Tellier, The Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Shiny Toy Guns, Sikth, Simon Webbe, Simple Plan, Slipknot, Social Distortion, Soil, Steps, Stone Sour, The Stranglers, The Streets, The Stereophonics, The Strokes, The Subways, Sum*41, Supergrass, Surferosa, System of a Down
T - Take That (kickin' it with my youth!), Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, The Thrills, Toots & the Maytals, Train, Tunng
U - U2, UB40, The Used
V - Vashti Bunyan, The View, Violent Femmes
W - Waking Ashland (aka. Wasting Ashford), Weezer, The White Stripes, The Who, Wolfmother, The Wylde Bunch
X - The X-Ecutioners
Y - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Z - Zebrahead, Zero 7, The Zutons
Now here's a playlist with some of my favourite songs through the ages, of course it's limited... could only select 75 songs... HATE CRIME!!!

Movies:

The Departed
Hot Fuzz, Garden State, The Matrix (1 and 2... 3 never existed as we're living in a dream world), 10 Things I Hate About You, She's the Man, Team America: World Police, Lord of the Rings, Pulp Fiction, Bugsy Malone, The Fantastic Four, The Shawshank Redemption, The Longest Yard, Serenity, The Green Mile, The Waterboy, BASEketball, Green Street, Reservoir Dogs, War of the Worlds, The Day After Tomorrow, Kill Bill (vol.1 over 2 but hey... that's me), Vanilla Sky, Jarhead, Madagascar

Television:

Heroes
Skins, Spaced, Prison Break, Gavin & Stacey, The OC, Scrubs, Grounded for Life, Undergrads, Family Guy, Firefly, Two Guys and a Girl, Top Gear, That 70's Show, CSI, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Entourage
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I officially hate Lost now, all that it's become and can gladly say I've kicked that habit, same with Desperate Housewives. I just dunno, come the 2nd or 3rd series of a programme, they think they can dick around with the idea, just ruins it for me!

Books:

The Hour Game
Taming of the Shrew, To Kill a Mockingbird, War & Peace (finished it as of 10/3/07, only took 2 months on/off), The Catcher of the Rye, Cape Fear

Heroes:

Martin Luther King
Muse, Samuel L. Jackson, Gethin Jenkins, Julius Aghahowa, Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock, Laurence Fishburne.

My Blog

The TRUTH about me being BANNED from Slutskys

Too many people are asking what happened that I've been banned from McCluskys (Slutskys in the worlds eyes) for the next 3 months, well this my friends, this is a story of stupidity, funny stupidity. ...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

How well do you know me?

Fill it in and then count the points at the end please =](2 Points) My name:(6 Points) My last name:(4 Points) Who am I in love with:(5 Points) Where did we meet:(4 Points) Take a stab at my middle na...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST

MINI ME!!! (no Austin Powers crud here!!!)

Ok... if talking to Joanne Carroll wasn't enough of a blast from the past, you know.. one of those "add me onto MSN" *added* (now lets not talk to eachother for some time due to our hectic lives, and ...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

This is one of those,

Alright, here's the idea (I stole it from someone else, and thought it was fun). There be some questions, and you have to choose a band/artist, doesn't have to be your favourite band/artist, just one ...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Juggernaut... BITCH!!!

It's SOOO freakin' funny, AND it's where the film got THAT Vinnie Jones line from... check it...The Original Parodyhence you get....X-Men III recognition ...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:16:00 PST

A decent quiz this time

1.What were you doing last night at midnight?Playing Pro Evolution Soccer 52. What color shirt are you wearing?not, it's a hoody, but my blink-182 one (TOYPAJ... represent!)3. Have you made out with a...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:36:00 PST

A simple question about random songs in random places

Here I go again... 2:35 in the morning... should be in bed but alas... Have you ever had that problem that you might be watching something, or listening to something and then all of a sudden a delight...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:38:00 PST

Another ho-hum b'day? I think not!

Another year, another beer. One year older, one year wiser... Twas my b'day on Monday and it was quite the spectacle. Muffin flinging, people minging, random singing. Ok, I have to elaborat...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:03:00 PST

52 Facts About You

 52 Facts About You1.) Name: 2.) Age: 3.) Birthday: 4.) Birthplace: 5.) Location: 6.) Sign: 7.) Have Kids: 8.) Relationship Status: 9.) Hair Color: 10.) Height: 11.) Long Hair or Short Hair: 12.)...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:14:00 PST

This is purely out of pure, unadulterated boredom

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Rape an Ape" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST