I was born on the Day of the Vortex. I can crochet the shit out of some yarn. I sweat at the drop of a pin. My vegan banana chocolate chip muffins are the bomb, but so is my not-remotely-vegan marbled chocolate ganache tart. I want to be tickled to death, or at least into a deep, deep coma.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The hamburgler... burglers of any food, for that matter; anyone who can score me some milo bars; anyone who can introduce me to new cheesy thriller novels
