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Robert Sims

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a struggling voice actor and writer who also has a semi-struggling job in retail to very-much-struggling to pay the bills.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met Mike Nelson, but I'd still like to meet Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy (MST3K represent, yo.). I'd also like to meet Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Terry Pratchett, John Cleese, Brad Bird, David Carradine, Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes, Edgar Wright, Nick Frost, Judd Apatow, Jerry Lewis, Seth Rogen, Paul Feig, David Walliams, Matt Lucas, Carol Burnett (A pattern is developing.....), Seth MacFarlane, Chris Rock, David Letterman, Terry Gross, Chris Elliott, Joel Hodgson (Still representing, yo.), Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Jessica Hynes (nee Stevenson), Harry Shearer, Matt Groening, Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Billy West, Mark Hamill, Jerry Minor, Jay Johnston, Tom Kenny, Jill Talley, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Odenkirk, David Cross, Dick Cavett, Zach Galifianakis, Dino Stamotopoulos, Maria Bamford, Alex Borstein, Mike Birbiglia, Craig Ferguson, the Sklar Brothers (Jason and Randy), David Chase, Jon Stewart, Colin Quinn, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, Samantha Bee, Steve Agee, Ed Helms, Christopher Guest, Ian Maxtone-Graham, Rob Corddry, Tig Notaro, Nick Swardson, Conan O'Brien, Richard Donner, Tom Mankiewicz, Darrell Hammond, Greg Giraldo, Bob Newhart, Gary Shandling, Ken Kwapis, Sarah Silverman, Mary-Lynn Rajskub, Paul F. Tompkins and David X. Cohen and even though I 've probably made a pretty good dent in the list of people who have made significant contributions to comedy, I'm sure I've neglected just as many and for that, I apologize. But it's late, so what do you want? Non-Comedy Addition: Edward James Olmos.

My Blog

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In case you didn't know, I've written some things about the Jacksons and today, I've poseted something about holy rolleers....at robertsims.blogspot.comoh and myspace sucks balls once again because I...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:22:00 GMT

Hey!!! I've written something else!!!

Geez, Salinger writes more new stuff than me..... Check out what I have to say about MJ and a couple of work things.... only at robertsims.blogspot.com
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:52:00 GMT

David Carradine passed away......

read more at robertsims.blogspot.com
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:25:00 GMT

Ask for Janice........

at robertsims.blogspot.com
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 22:50:00 GMT

Buncha Star Trek stuff at the starbase known as.....

[email protected]
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 13:10:00 GMT

The musical stylings of Kirk and Spock.......

aaa and if Robert had his own store...at robertsims.blogspot.com
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 23:47:00 GMT

"Hey, what are the odds Robert's gonna write something whiny about the inventory at the store?"

Pretty damn good, if you head to:robertsims.blogspot.comkiss, kiss
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:53:00 GMT

Naked pictures of this summer's hottest movie actress.....

are in the latest blog entry at robertsims.blogspot.comAnd dude, you get to see EVERYTHING......She is not wearing a stitch......and yet, it is still very safe for work......Also, a bit of an announce...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:59:00 GMT

And lo, an asshole shall rise.....

What's new at robertsims.blogspot.com?Two words: Billy Bob.Check it.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:39:00 GMT

I'm bored, so I've written some more junk....

.....only at robertsims.blogspot.comReal-life mad scientists and the Star Trek movie.....Enjoy!!!
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:57:00 GMT