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Mallory

I am here for Networking

About Me

2. i have sheepies
3. Cha Bra!
4. i enjoy my sunsets, no one elses
5. rhiannon is god-not
6. rhiannon is really sunburt, everyone should know
7. they are MY PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!
8. i own the coolest glasses in the world
9. why do pink people tan?
10. jason mraz is great
11. EWWWW! now you got crumbs in the keyboard! : (
12. they call me angry Mallory
13. my superhero alias is Toilet Lady
14. I own the plunger of truthyness
15. pastries make world peace
16. that is how old i am
17. i am a loyal anclet wearer
18. a hopeless chocoholic
19. rhiannon makes creepy noises when puts a dress on!
20. i need my naps in the afternoon
21. you can't really communicate with me until you learn my many
noises. sometimes words just don't get the point across
22. to come over to my house my friends have to complete extensive training
23. I'm super built from my time on the swim team
24. "the problem with trouble is that sometimes at first it doesn't seem like trouble"
25. i long for a dark closet
26. i get my nutella imported from italy
27. i like things better if my friends don't like them
28. i have sledded down a mountain multiple times
29. i have excepted my future of skin cancer
30. i consider myself the philosopher of my "group"
31. won't you take me to funky down
32. i'm addicted to caffiene but not like megan
33. megan! you left the light on
34. i'm going to france because i'm fancy
35. i am an artist
36. ask me to draw something sometime
37. don't make me mad or i'll twitch
38. i was much more bouyant as a child
39. with me one look is worth two hours of explaination
40. don't expect me to point out your mistakes because it's much funnier to watch you try to figure out what is wrong...
41. i don't have braces
42. that makes me hotter than i was before
43. didn't think it was possible, did you? well... just wait till you see me... i'll melt your face off
44. because off my foxiness, not because i'm burning you with my eyes
45. or i might be because i do that sometimes
46. but only occasionally
47. well, not more than twice a week...
48. okay! you tenacious freak! i do it all the time... i'm doing it right now, jerk!
49. at you
50. haha you have third degree burns
51. and braces
52. i don't have braces
53. any way
54. i like yo play with my knew fancy retainer
55. i enjoy relaxing with coffee while watching the amazing bob ross with megan

My Interests

Music:

-matt costa - m.i.a. - jason mraz - eran james - we are scientists - red hot ch.peppers - 30 seconds to mars - john mayer - weezer - kt tunstal - motion city soundtrack - artic monkeys - tyler james - beck - the darkness - the cranberries - jemi h.

Movies:

THE EDUKATORS garden state ALTER BOYS just married SUPER TROOPERS the lion king WAYNES WORLD star wars-this go's out for you ben THE GODFATHER-word of advice, never watch this when you are sleepy, you wont make it LORDS OF DOGTOWN charlie+the chocolate factory-the new version,everything in the room is edible,haha A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

Television:

Wild Boys, anything on VH1 or MTV sometimes Fuse or IMF

Books:

who moved my cheese?,the perks of being a wallflower

Heroes:

hercules