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SCHALK

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About Me

I sprinkle diamonds on everything thing I eat. There's two reasons for that. One, it's the most balla shit you can possibly do. And two, it makes my dookie twinkle, man. Cause its BALLA!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brad Schalk
Birthday: April 23, 1984
Birthplace: Cincinnati
Current Location: Cincy
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 Foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Athletic Shoes
Your Weakness: Finding the right Career
Your Fears: Losing a loved one or someone I care about
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding a good job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont have any
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I still tired??
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes cause thats about it

Your Bedtime: Whenever i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandpa and My dogs Buffy and Socket
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: It depends on the mood.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NO TEA GROSS
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice cream: Vanilla... Cake: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino i dont like coffee unless there is liquor in it
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: Yes usually more than once a day
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: Already graduated
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't know
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes i do, My parents are the best
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah with a lot of lighting, unless I have a softball game
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope I dont really eat cookies anymore
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not in the past month
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't want to but if anything fast and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A father with a great career
What country would you most like to Visit: I dont know maybe somewhere in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any kind
Favourite Hair Color: Doesnt matter to me
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: I dont care
Weight: Does not matter
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't do them
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few but they are in the past so there is nothing I can do about it.
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My Interests

Sports and Drinking. Let me know if you wanna join, I'm always doin one or the other, unless I'm sleeping. My screen name is Schizznalk so IM me.

MySpacePhotos.com
You know whats funny? I've always thought dogs lay eggs, I've learned something today.

I'd like to meet:

The Cincinnati Bengals, Cincinnati Reds, New Freinds, Eminem, 50 Cent, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, and any other Celebrities.

Music:

Rap Music: Eminem, D12, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Obie Trice, Dr Dre and others like that.

Movies:

Beerfest, Superbad, Bad Santa, Grandma's Boy and I like comedy, action, horror, and whore movies.

Television:

Family Guy, Viva la Bam, Jackass if it is ever on, South Park, and The Simpsons

Books:

What are you kidding? You all know I can't read.

Heroes:

My parents