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I HAVE A CRUSHMy name is Joe, but people call me Joe A. I have a roomate, I just recently turned 17 and I cant stand british people.
going to the beach fires parties friends other peoples families old music people who spark inspiration skating water the perfect weather (72 with a light breeze) not knowing whats going to happen next doing what i want.
umm i want to meet god, and satan, and set up a truce between the 2 of them --i would be a legend. umm...i want to meet jesus, and test him for general psychosis and see if he was really the "son of god" the person who thought up god. (def crazy person) umm i think i would like to see the rest of the reamaining beetles, i hate british people, i would prolly spit on them. albert einstien, id ask him wtf hes talkin bout. the nigga who made "Google" --smart ass nigga. umm, the black person who decided to call thier friend a "nigga" i wonder how that went the first time. michael j foxx, nigga that plays the drums from 9v. of love, crazy ass filipino nigga that lives in pennsylvania, the peoples readin this stupid shit. and steph goodwins mom...
the disco, senses failed, some hawthorne heights, unwritten law, waking ashland, journey, all time low, old tupac, lol, gym class heros, some mozart, motion city soundtrack, underoath, the juliana theory, secondhand serenade,blink 182, the wallflowers, time tells all, sherwood, american hi-fi, the red jumpsuit apparatus, boys like girls, 9v of love, all time low, deathcab for cutie, modest mouse, franz ferdinand, barenaked ladies, the starting line, bright eyes, the rolling stones, the beatles, gnarls barkley, all of wierd als songs, the rosemont. idk theres more i just cant think...
any movie with kevin costner bc hes hotter then ben affleck Talladega Nights Flushed Away The lion king The lakehouse
Family guy Whatevers on the Science channel American Misfits Fuse Fuel Nickelodeon The News CSI miami Jimmy Kimmel Live
i read up on killing roomates once...this one guy booby trapped his roomates room...he made a trip wire and then a bed of spikes impaled him and he died...i was thinking of doing that once
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..::Bored as Hell::..
..::Personal Info::..
Name:: Joe
Middle name:: C something?
Are you named after anyone?:: Jesus's dad
Age:: 16
Sex:: all the time
When is your birthday?:: april 21
Zodiac Sign:: taurus
Blood type:: wtf lol idk
Where were you born?:: miltown
Where do you live now?:: arkansas
Who with?:: g-rents
Have any siblings?:: sure
Are you parents divorced?:: yup
What is your heritage?:: umm mexican jew
..::More About Me::..
Hair color:: brown
Eye color:: blueish
Height:: 5'11"
Weight:: 145
Clothing style:: skater+preppy= skreppy
Shoe size:: 11
Political Persuasion:: umm? idk phils a good persuader
Do you wear glasses?:: nah
Contacts?:: nah
Do you have braces?:: nope
Piercings?:: i HAD piercings
Tattoos?:: nah
Right or left handed?:: left, but i can use both
..::Do You::..
Have any pets?:: girls
Drink?:: like everyday...water, kool aid...u know
Smoke?:: yup
Do drugs?:: what exactly are "drugs"
Have a curfew?:: sure..whenever the law says so
Like thunderstorms?:: nah
Do your homework?:: i do, but i dont turn it in...
Make good grades?:: nah
Have any phobias?:: gay ppl
Play any sports?:: nope
Play an instrument?:: nah
Have a job?:: mowing lawns?
Believe in God?:: sure
Believe in karma?:: yup
Believe in government?:: ...?
Think aliens exist?:: haha yea
Like to travel?:: not really
Hate school?:: sure do
Have a social life?:: i guess...i talk to alot of ppl
Like having your picture taken?:: nope thats gay
Ride rollercoasters?:: sure y not
Daydream a lot?:: yup
Have many exes?:: i guess u could say that
Like cows?:: fuck yeah cows rule
Have any hidden talents?:: i can give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of alliegance
Wear makeup?:: nah
Drive?:: not "legally"
Cheat?:: sure i cheated on my blood test
Lie?:: all the time...(i didnt really cheat on my blood test)
Steal?:: sure i stole a pack of gum from pick n save
Believe in love at first sight?:: nah thats just a rumor
..::Have You Ever::..
Been in a fight?:: yup
Been in a car accident?:: nope
Gotten a speeding ticket?:: yeah with my power wheels
Said I love you and didn't mean it?:: nah
Been fired from a job?:: i havent even had a job so no
Gone toilet papering?:: not that i can remember
Written graffiti?:: haha yeah
Failed a grade?:: idk sorta
Skipped a grade?:: haha yeah
Been skydiving?:: im gunna go soon
Gone skinny-dipping?:: nah...
Played strip poker?:: im willing...i would b the one with all his clothes on tho
Been to another country?:: yup
Another state?:: yup
Started a rumor?:: joe alvarez has a huge penis
Had a rumor started about you?:: ^^^
Been dumped?:: sure
Broken someone's heart?:: i guess
Dated someone younger than you?:: yup
Dated someone older?:: yup
Had braces?:: nope
Found a dead body?:: i fuggen wish thats on the to do list..
Faked sick?:: sure
Been rejected by a crush?:: once or twice
Made a prank phone call?:: haha yeah
Broken a bone?:: yup
Attempted suicide?:: nope
Been rushed to the E.R.?:: sure
Bitten someone?:: of course..
Fainted?:: yeah a couple weeks ago
..::Would You Ever::..
Get a tattoo?:: nah they always turn out saggy when ur old
Get your lip pierced?:: hells yea
Get your tongue pierced?:: nah thats kinda gay
Become a monk?:: hell yeah..thats badass
Run for president?:: ive thought about it
Kill someone?:: how much u willing to pay?
Willingly become a vampire?:: nah thats pussy, monks r way tighter
Use a time machine?:: yup
If so, where would you go to?:: to jesus's time to say whats up
..::Favorites::..
Food:: umm...tacos
Drink:: water
Ice cream:: thrilla with vanilla
Flower:: wtf...idk tulips haha
Candy:: jolly ranchers
Restaurant:: t-bell
Places to shop:: hollister, ae, a&f
Movie:: lakehouse
Actor/Actress:: mel gibson
Music:: anything i guess
Band:: dont have one
Song:: dont have one
Music Video:: idk one where somone dies
TV Show:: fam guy
Cartoon character:: eric cartman
Channel:: wtf idk...any channel w/ something good on
Album:: i burn songs...i dont buy cds
Colors:: green
Number:: 4
Animal:: hippo (hes an underdog)
Day of the week:: thursday, cuz then i know fridays tomorrow
Holiday:: umm...flag day
Season of the year:: spring
Video game:: yu-gi-oh
Childhood memory:: gettin my ass beat
Place to vacation:: bahammas
Smell:: cheese?
Fruit:: oranges
Vegetable:: brocolli
Sport to watch:: golf...its laid back
Sport to play:: none
Technology:: ..?
Vehicle:: one that works
..::This or That::..
Boxers or briefs:: boxers
Underwear or thongs:: thongs
Chocolate or vanilla:: chanilla
Movies or books:: movies
Love or lust:: lost
Baths or showers:: showers
Whips or chains:: chains
Work or play:: play
McDonalds or Burger King:: t-bell
Coke or Pepsi:: pepsi
Ketchup or mustard:: catch tard
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip:: miracle whip
Beef or chicken:: beef
Vampires or Werewolves:: wtf...idk faries
Marvel Comics or DC Comics:: marvel
Nestea or Lipton:: neither
Coffee or cappuccino:: cappo
Love or money:: to hard to decide
Deal or no deal:: ...this sounds like a gameshow
Looks or personality:: both
Real or imaginary:: wtf?
Life or death:: life...wtf gay ass question
Clean or dirty:: somewhere in the middle
Kill or be killed:: kill
Moon or stars:: stars
Naughty or nice:: a mix of the 2
Croutons or bacon bits:: baco bits
Single or group dates:: idc
Hot or cold:: warm
Fire or ice:: fire under ice
X-Box or Playstation:: playstation
Skateboards or rollerblades:: decks
Light or dark:: light
Night or day:: day
Phone conversations or online chats:: either or..they both equally suck
..::Lasts::..
Last movie you watched:: umm...john tucker must die
Last book you read:: idk..
Last song you heard:: sherwood "the summer sends its love to you"
Last TV show you watched:: the price is right
Last place you ate:: at the table
What did you eat?:: grilled cheese samish
Last thing you laughed at:: my lil sisters email to me
Last time you cried:: ...a while back i cant remember
Last person you talked to:: AJ
Last person you hugged:: gmoms
Last person you kissed:: god
Last person you said I love you to:: lil sis
Last thing you bought:: umm a shirt from hollister
Last thought:: this thing is fuckin long
..::Top 8 Friends::..
Who knows you the best?:: phil
Who is the sexiest?:: umm...me
Goofiest?:: wtf lol idk mary
Craziest?:: phil
Nicest?:: steph
Coolest?:: def joey lol jk he sucks
Most talented?:: idk brad prolly
Smartest?:: phil
..::In a Guy/Girl::..
Hair color:: red
Hair style:: idc as long as its long
Eye color:: idc
Height:: shorter than me
Weight:: less than me
Piercings?:: idc
Tattoos?:: nah
Geeky or cool:: either or
Rebel or goody-good:: def rebel
Scruffy or clean-cut:: idc
Muscular or skinny:: skinny
Passionate or careless:: either or
Rich or poor:: either or
Independent or dependent:: def dependant
Sensitive or cold-hearted:: either or
Athletic or lazy:: athletically lazy
Goofy or serious:: both
Partyer or homebody:: partyer
Smoker?:: idc
Drinker?:: idc
Druggie?:: idc
Smart and ugly or dumb and cute?:: def dumb n cute
Long-term or short-term relationships?:: idc
..::Random Questions::..
If you could have an accent, what would it be?:: def british w/ austrailian dialect
How do you like your eggs?:: scrambled
Thoughts on President Bush?:: sucks ass
What do you think about war?:: its ok as long as theres a point to it
Have any mental illnesses?:: nope
Do you read your horoscope daily?:: not "daily" but once in a while
Have any cavities?:: sure
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?:: 2 times
What kind of toothpaste do you use?:: crest
What kind of gum do you like?:: ...idk lol wtf?
Can you speak Pig Latin?:: nah
What color underwear do you have on?:: blue n white striped
What is your cellphone ringtone?:: umm..i forgot
What's your most used IM phrase?:: "lol"
Do you wear sunglasses at night?:: nah
..::The Future::..
Are you going to college?:: idk mb
Where?:: idk
For a degree in what?:: idk
How long do you plan to be there?:: idk
What do you want to do after college?:: be a professional couch potato
What's your dream job?:: phsyciatrist
Do you want to get married someday?:: yup
If so, when?:: idk sometime in my late 20's
Expensive engagement ring?:: sure y not
Describe your dream wedding:: umm a bride...
Describe your perfect honeymoon:: sex, beach, no work
Where do you want to live?:: tokyo
Do you want kids?:: yup
If so, how many?:: 2-3
Boy(s) or girl(s)?:: either or
Any idea of their names?:: melvin and petunia
Do you want to grow old?:: not really...i would rather die young
Will you be a cool grandparent?:: if i wanted to be
What age do you expect to die?:: idk 69?
How will you die?:: skating
What kind of funeral do you want?:: one where ppl think im in the casket but i come down from the ceiling and then the lights dim and then theres a strobe light that comes on my body with techno music...
What do we do with your body?:: creamate that shit
Who will be in your will?:: idk prolly phil...he can have w/e i owned..
What would your tombstone say?:: AHHH!! i got u (im in the bahammas nigga)
If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?:: prob my mom
Good ghost, or evil ghost?:: id be a tricky little bastard
What would you want to reincarnate as?:: a pen
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