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About Me

"I was stared at, hooted at, grinned at, chattered at, by monkeys, by paroquets, by cockatoos. I ran into pagodas, and was fixed, for centuries, at the summit, or in secret rooms: I was the idol; I was the priest; I was worshipped; I was sacrificed. I fled from the wrath of Brama through all the forests of Asia: Vishnu hated me; Seva laid wait for me. I came suddenly upon Isis and Osiris: I had done a deed, they said, which the ibis and the crocodile trembled at. I was buried for a thousand years, in stone coffins, with mummies and sphinxes, in narrow chambers at the heart of eternal pyramids. I was kissed, with cancerous kisses, by crocodiles; and laid, confounded with all unuttemble slimy things, amongst reeds and Nilotic mud..."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, friends of friends. I'm lonely and pathetic. Will YOU be my friend? Tom seems pretty cool, too.

My Blog

SNIPERS! I’m a godamn goldminer.

We're working at a goldmine near coldfoot.   I'm the mechanic, Wenona's the operator.  2 other folks besides us.  Very laid back and nice spot.   We'll be back after free...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:49:00 GMT

Those fucking liars!

There are no viennise sausauges in Vienna!   The got something they call a Frankfurter, but it aint the same as what you get in Frankfurt.  This is fucking bullshit!We are on our way to...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Bad dog

Well, we're firmly back in europe again. Expensive coffee, purebred pet dogs and punk rockers and facists. Even as I write, classical music is drifting in the window. Oh, they also have the bus...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:48:00 GMT

Bad dog

Well, we're firmly back in europe again. Expensive coffee, purebred pet dogs and punk rockers and facists. Even as I write, classical music is drifting in the window. Oh, they also have the bus...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:48:00 GMT

Imagine a world....

Iron maiden still plays shows here. So does Judas Priest.Old men tend to carry clubs, mostly for pidgeons.shaking your head sideways means Yes. Nodding up and down means no, of course.Other thing...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:24:00 GMT

Esau Abi Kebabi

Jesus died for your doner kebab!
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:44:00 GMT

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Esau died early this morning.  The vetinarians were stumped even as far as what kind of animal he was.  We visited two in Elbasan, both just shrugged their shoulders.  Then we went to t...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:39:00 GMT

The other white meat...

So we found a body yesterday... Beat to shit and bloated and murdered.  The neck was just abbout gone.  Very fresh, I'd say,  in my expert opinion.  You just don't see that kind of...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Holy fuck!

When you hear someone shooting at you, it sounds too real to be true.  I had to sit for a second and think "Is that for real?   Is someone really shooting at ME?  But I'm a American tou...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:25:00 GMT

Surreal-o-meter

As far as the surreal meter goes,  we’ve hit a new high.  Here in the middle of a little town completely wrapped in barbed wire, crawling with police from florida, sweden, ukraine and ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:23:00 GMT