Mister Roy

============================================================ ====== ============================================================ ====== ============================================================ ======i play in five bands, we're the best in the land we're big in both chelsea and france. i play one mean guitar and then score at the bar. there's a line of chicks waiting for their chance. so come on now honey, i'll make you feel pretty these other gals mean nothing to me. let's finish our drinks and be gone for the night 'cause i'm more than a handful, you'll see. so kiss me, i'm shit faced. i'm soaked, i'm soiled, and brown. in the trousers, she kissed me and i only bought her one round. i can bench-press a car, i'm an ex-football star with degrees from both harvard and yale. girls just can't keep up i'm a real love machine. i've had far better sex while in jail. i designed the sears tower, i make two grand an hour and i cook the world's best duck flambe. i'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me i don't need these lines to get laid. i'm a man of the night, a real ladies’ delight see my figure is chiseled from stone. one more for the gal then i'll escort her home. come last call i'm never alone. i've got a house on the hill with a red water bed that puts hugh heffner's mansion to shame. with girls by the pool and italian sports cars i'm just in this dump for the game . . . ah, fuck it. who am i shitting? i'm a pitiful sight, and i ain't that bright. i'm definitely not chiseled form stone. i'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire and i'll probably die cold and alone . . . but just give me a chance 'cause deep down inside i swear i've got a big heart of gold. i'm a monogamous man, no more one-night stands. come on honey, let me take you home. so kiss me i'm shit faced i'm soaked i'm soiled and brown. in the trousers she kissed me and i only bought her one round....................................................... ............................................................ ................................................