Anti-social and quiet
...I started crying thinking about how much the christian god Yahweh loves me. I think that maybe Zeus loves me a little more though, or actually Buddha loves me just as much though so I guess they could all have an ultimate fighting championship mixed martial arts bout to prove who loves me the most Yahweh would probably get his ass kicked because he is a pussy who changed his name to Jehovah after he went straight in the new testament. Aren't transvestites the only ones who change their name when they adopt a new lifestyle? I can hear the announcer now: "In this corner the transvestite god of the Americans, who knocked up a married virgin and killed his son Jesus (who was blond haired and blue eyed and American) and then turned him into a zombie three days later and floated him into space after that....it's Yahweh, God, Holy Spirits, Woman Hater,Murderer....the magic man Jehovah!!! Have you ever thought who would win out of all the different gods ever created? I think it would have to be either the Greek god Zeus or the Roman god Jupiter because they would have good backup with all the other cool gods, Jehovah would just have that pussy berkinstock wearing hippie Jesus.
-Charles Sullivan...
