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Waffen

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About Me

"I'm just glad a whole lot of land and a very large body of water separate me from this very sick man" - cjjeepercreeper, moderator death.fm


I'm the UK's Ambassador to Black Metal and co-founding perpatrator of HELLFURNACE.COM black metal webzine.

My ambition is to be accredited with the single most important invention for the allieviation of a disability: Braille Porn. And also to be able to puke, jizz and shit simultaeneously...just once. I'm certain it can be achieved.

Biggest Fear: Being a boring old cunt of a Dad for my kids.

Things that will make my master race:Beer, Travel, Ultra Spicy Food, World Superbikes, PC Games, Monkeydogs, Black Metal, Death Metal, Wierd Stuff, Culture, Language, Writing, Talking Bollocks, Other Stuff...

Undesirables in my Death Kamp are: Cars, Amy Winehouse, Thieves and Liars, smackheads, farmers, vegetarians, gypsies, Other stuff...

I believe in a mix of National Antisocialism and Buddhism.


My Blog

Gorgons, gapes and Party Tasers

This week I had a fuckin' nutty conversation with a friend. We were discussing the finer points of Mythological creatures when we stumbled upon Gorgons. I don't know why but somehow we wondered about ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:33:00 GMT