"I'm just glad a whole lot of land and a very large body of water separate me from this very sick man" - cjjeepercreeper, moderator death.fm
I'm the UK's Ambassador to Black Metal and co-founding perpatrator of HELLFURNACE.COM black metal webzine.
My ambition is to be accredited with the single most important invention for the allieviation of a disability: Braille Porn. And also to be able to puke, jizz and shit simultaeneously...just once. I'm certain it can be achieved.
Biggest Fear: Being a boring old cunt of a Dad for my kids.
Things that will make my master race:Beer, Travel, Ultra Spicy Food, World Superbikes, PC Games, Monkeydogs, Black Metal, Death Metal, Wierd Stuff, Culture, Language, Writing, Talking Bollocks, Other Stuff...
Undesirables in my Death Kamp are: Cars, Amy Winehouse, Thieves and Liars, smackheads, farmers, vegetarians, gypsies, Other stuff...
I believe in a mix of National Antisocialism and Buddhism.