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About Me

take the time to know me. i have a morbid personality. i think flowers look better when they have died. i have an optimistic personality. usually when my hair is in pigtails. the glass is half empty. always. i prefer fattening food, but i do not prefer being fat. i found that is pretty common amongst people. i like dancing. and singing and laughing and being ignorant about some things but not all things. I would say that the most real part of me shows when I write. I find this funny because I write a lot, but ofentimes refuse to share what it is I've written. be! peep? You may not know it but my eyes are huge. if you can guess what is in my pocket I will pay you a dollar. I just want to find someone who can do it. but no crap guesses. think.TH_LYTS

My Interests

food. seriously. I'm becoming a chef.

I'd like to meet:

I've found most of the people I want to meet, but my heart always has room to take on more.

Music:

something that strikes emotion in me.

Movies:

dear producers: stop producing crap. thank you. Love, kele.

Television:

food network, cartoon network and I'm set.

Books:

anything I set my eyes on.

Heroes:

DJM,
DLI,
OMW,
AMM,
LAC,
DLL,
JBR,
KNF,
CBC,
and many others.

My Blog

and then it died.

let me just say right now that if you like math class with miss tipsword then you are a very sick, twisted, individual. I'm sick for a week. My boyfriend was sick for a week (with the same thing) and ...
Posted by Dorian on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

Pancakes (Or why I will not become my mother)

Dear everybody: SHUT UP. NO ONE LIKES YOU. HAVE NICE DAY, HOPE YOU GET AIDS. The number one reason why I will never be like my mom is quite simple really: She is dumb. So who wants...
Posted by Dorian on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

What I hate Volume Three

WHAT I HATE VOLUME THREE: ADDED SYLLABLESEveryone has their own style of talking. I get that. This isn't to make fun of people who have an accent (I mean, everyone has an accent if you so much as leav...
Posted by Dorian on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:11:00 PST

What I hate volume two

WHAT I HATE VOLUME TWO: PIGEONSYou know what pigeons remind me of? The one stupid kid who would be held back in 1st grade just because he didn't care about anything except bullying people. Like me. Th...
Posted by Dorian on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:38:00 PST

What I hate volume one has been moved here

WHAT I HATE VOLUME ONE: MALL COUPLES. So we've all been to the mall right? And I'm sure everyone has seen the classic "Mall Couple." Well, now I hate them even more than I despised them before. First ...
Posted by Dorian on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:05:00 PST

Up here......

This is strictly for David and RJ: This is a catastrophe. Everyone has AIDS. OQ. Now that I have that out of the way......... this week I have been up at my brother David's house. For all of you who k...
Posted by Dorian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST