Funny Pictures |
Starting Sun. Jan. 4th I will be updating my pic's with a new funny photo. If you can come up with a better caption let me know and I might change it.
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
Christmas Tree |
What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a wife?
A Christmas tree looks good with the lights on.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:21:00 GMT |
Sneezing |
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
"Goes in tight."
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:21:00 GMT |
The Ultimate |
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:42:00 GMT |
Gay Lover |
Why did the gay suspect his lover had been cheating on him.
He came home shit-faced.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:41:00 GMT |
Barbed Wire |
How is a bikini like a barbed wire fence?
It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:00:00 GMT |
Doctor & Prostitute |
What do your doctor and a prostitute have in common?
They're the best people to call when your erection won't go away.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
The Heavens |
What's white and rains down from the heavens?
The coming of Christ.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
Flasher |
Did you hear about the flasher that was considering retirement?
He decided to stick it out one more year.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:38:00 GMT |
A Boob |
What did one boob say to the other?
"We really have to stop letting that guy come between us!"
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
