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About Me

What to say? I hate trying to summarize myself, so let's just go with the obvious things.Personality wise, I am about as chilled out and non-judgemental as someone can get. It's nearly impossible to get me mad at you, unless you do something absolutely horrible or are, consistently, a total moron.I'm also a card-carrying geek, spending too much time playing video games, and too much money on useless things, like lightsabers.Even so, I'm a pretty well-rounded guy. My interests are all over the place, and I stay somewhat active instead of solely sitting around playing video games like I used to. I'm trying to make my real life an adventure, instead of just playing through fake ones presented in games, movies, and books.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."Seriously, though, if you want to drop me a line, that's cool. I promise not to inject the mutant spore pods into your bloodstream until I'm sure it won't be too awkward. (Real people only.) FAKE PEOPLE: Stop friending me. I'm tired of fake women with "I read ur profile and thout u were kewl!" If you had read my profile as you suggest, you'd realize I'm not an idiot and at least try to use decent English when typing...you should, too. Find someone else to sell your porn to, I'm not interested. In fact, piss off. I'm tired of you and I hope your implants turn to rock. Oh, and learn how to type properly!Also, if you don't know me and want to Friend me, be sure to message me also. Otherwise, I'll assume you are a horrible MySpace bot and deny your request. Editor's note: You'll notice my Top 8 are not what you might call "real people." I did this on purpose, so as to avoid any kind of issues. I hate ranking my friends against eachother. I love all of ya! Thanks,
Ed.

My Blog

Zeitgeist

Ah, it's so nice to have Smashing Pumpkins back! Don't listen to what anyone else says, Zeitgeist is a damn good album and it makes my brain rest easier knowing that stuff like this is being made. Any...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:08:00 GMT

Fake people...

...stop friending me. I'm very happy with my girlfriend and I'm not interested in your "pics" or whatever. Piss off, I'm tired of you.
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:46:00 GMT

Internet Privacy

I don't know what made me think of this today, but here it is anyway. I've seen it happen quite a few times: You posted something with sensitive material somewhere "securely" on the Internet. Maybe yo...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:44:00 GMT

To the U.S. Navy and all involved...

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY DID YOU RETIRE MY F-14'S?
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:13:00 GMT

Comic book submersion

So, most of you probably know that I've been reading comic books like a madman this last few weeks, after a lifetime of ridiculing everyone else who had already been reading them.Ok, you win. You comi...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:16:00 GMT

I wanna pee on R. Kelly.

So, I was at work and it was slow as hell. Suddenly, the section known as "The Box" fills up with guys. These aren't normal-acting guys, either, they're all assholes, flagging down any nearby server a...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:16:00 GMT

Dark music is not yet dead.

I finally got an Ipod, a 20-gig one with a monochrome screen, which is just perfect. It holds more songs than I own and lacks the picture/video screen, which is ideal because when I want to sit down a...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:03:00 GMT

The Twilight Zone

Anoche, again with the TSI and the dancing. Like, two weeks in a row, and I wasn't really even that drunk last night. I danced anyway. To my own astonishment, I find that it is actually...fun. I'd be ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:53:00 GMT

State of the Union: Kevin's Response

I hate being driven to this. I don't like politics, and I certainly like to avoid discussing that kind of thing when possible. But, after tonight's State of the Union, I have to break the silence for ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 19:19:00 GMT

TSI/FFVII:AC/ZOMGHAX

I just watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. It is the best thing ever. Don't question it. Events of significance played out last night. Despite my entire being telling me that Kevin and clubs a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:28:00 GMT