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MY LIL GANGSTER IS GOING TO BE 5 YEARS OLD!!!

If my son was a drink he'd be strawberry quick with a chocolate chaser. lmao!!!

About Me

Well let's revise "about me" - Karma has been haunting me for all of my sins against good women. lol really to know me is beyond these words on this page. Ive been battling the world since a young age. Being gay is an adventure but I wouldn't have it any other way. WOMEN ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!!!!! I don't hate men some of the greatest people I know are guys. All the Mr.'s rock those are my boys. I love to drink with my buddies and crack jokes until the wee hours of the night. Believe it or not I love going to the gym, the sauna and a long shower is the business. Showers, bath tubs any cleansing watering hole is like a sanctuary to me. I am a crackhead for good soap, scrubs, exfoliants, scents and lotions. I love to spend quality time with my bestfriend- she is my heart. I love taking superman to chucky cheese to make all the other kids feel bad that they aren't that handsome--lmao, just kidding. I love sharing stories, conversation is such an uplifting part of life. If I could be anywhere and anyone I would still be me, I love who I am and as flawed as I am lots of people love me for who I am---that shit rocks. Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 72% Catwoman 67% Poison Ivy 63% Dark Phoenix 56% Venom 55% Two-Face 52% The Joker 51% Mr. Freeze 50% Magneto 47% Dr. Doom 46% Apocalypse 43% Riddler 43% Juggernaut 40% Lex Luthor 33% Green Goblin 28% Kingpin 23% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
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My Interests

Im a writer I just don't get paid for that, into ART (more of a voyuer), all things comedy (people say Im funny) and a variety of other things. MAIN INTEREST- THE SHOWER!!!! Water is so sexy, natural, invigorating and a barrel of other words to me. Some of my better days were in a shower of some sort.

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Jesus, Penn not Teller that fucker don't talk-- Kirk Cobain, Prince, Bill Clinton, YOUR MOM if shes down(lol) just kiddingIm willing to hang out with anyone who is fun, understanding, energetic and has good conversation.(YOU HAVE TO HAVE TEETH)You have to smell delicious- none of my friends offend in the pitts and neither should you!!! lol.HONESTLY if your wackness I will let you know. I have more Guy friends than female because unfortunately,(sexually) I burned those bridges. Im looking to make female friends that are NOT SEX BUDDIES.LOL LETS KEEP IT REAL-- KNOW YOUR SPOT ON THE KINSEY SCALE FUCKERS!!!! lol In all honesty my heart is not my own, why bullshit about it. If you know me you know the truth, if you don't know me don't pretend to know me and tell people that we are cool. PUT THE PROZAC DOWN!!! Get yourself into a yoga class and meditate that bullshit out....lmao!!!!

Music:

R&B,Hip-Hop, ALTERNATIVE (I LOVE KROQ) spanish rock anything really that moves me-country NOT SO MUCH-lol So play me some Prince, Incubus, Nirvana, Jay-Z,Tool, Alicia Keys, Marc Broussard, Anything LIVE OR ACOUSTIC- Women moaning ever so gently(LOL),old Jodeci, Marvin Gaye, The Cure, FUCK I cant type all the music I like.

Movies:

I can watch the 40 year old virgin a million times (TUCK YOUR SACK BACK- PUT A LIL ROUGE ON YA!!!) -purple rain- (big Prince fan),Interview With a Vampire (love a sexy Goth flick) -pulp fiction (love action),THE NOTEBOOK(sucker for love stories),THE LIST IS INSANE. Cinemax AFTER DARK---LOL

Television:

L WORD,( ANYTHING ON THE LOGO CHANNEL)House, Law & Order, Family Guy, Entourage, and crazy shit like Clean House and The Iron Chef. LOL

Books:

Currently reading Blood and Gold by Anne Rice. She has great Vampire sex books too. Lots of S&M.I love to read peoples journals, the minds of others will intrigue you.

Heroes:

All the Fat people that lose weight and keep it off, lol truly my hero I can tell u about once you get to know me- THAT SHITS PERSONAL!!!lol MY LADY IS MY WONDER WOMAN!! Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 100% Superman 95% Supergirl 90% The Flash 75% Robin 72% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 50% Hulk 50% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 50% Batman 35% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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My Blog

Giving up

Im lagging from the antigravity right now. Im still trying to get my Earth legs back so bare with me. Who are the people that gave up? They weren't the Martin Luther King's and Ghandi's of the world. ...
Posted by MY LIL GANGSTER IS GOING TO BE 5 YEARS OLD!!! on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:28:00 PST

THE CULT

Why do people like to force their religion on others, worship God your way and let us lesbians be happy in our carpet munching bliss.  Discrimination is such an antequated past time. Kn...
Posted by MY LIL GANGSTER IS GOING TO BE 5 YEARS OLD!!! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

no regrets

  Everyone has comments about the situation-- Even in disgust and pain she gives me her shoudler. I hurt someone so bad to have that shoulder. I apologized to her for her pain yet I still have no...
Posted by MY LIL GANGSTER IS GOING TO BE 5 YEARS OLD!!! on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:32:00 PST