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About Me

I have a firm belief that 1994-1996 was the greatest time in music that my generation will ever witness. If I see or hear about a snake or a first aid kit, amongst many other random and unlikely things, I will gag uncontrollably. Eating Fritos scares me because I'm afraid I won't be able to stop. Black & white photos are better than just about anything you could take in color. My heart is with The Pips. I plan on living somewhere that's summer nine months out of the year and spring the other three. When I was in elementary school I wanted to be an astronaut or a teacher. I won't borrow books off of people because after I've read it, I like it to sit on my shelf and make me look smarter. I wish life was like a rap video...everyone just hanging out in the street and bbq-ing all day!

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My Interests

music.photography.film.writing in my journal.reading.and laughing (mostly at myself and jokes about surrealists screwing in light bulbs).

I'd like to meet:

Prince Harry

Music:

Thrice, Midtown, Strung Out, Brand New, The Movielife *tear*, I Am The Avalanche, REO Speedwagon, Boy Sets Fire, H2O, Mos Def, Jay-Z, G-G-G-Unit (especially Lloyd Banks), Sam Cooke, and Bobby Brown...yes, Bobby Brown. I like a little bit of everything.

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, The Boondock Saints, Empire Records, Interview With A Vampire, Sleepers, Donnie Darko, Pretty In Pink, Lord of the Rings, Swing Kids, Casablanca, Splendor In The Grass, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Liberty Heights, Major League 2, Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, Swingers, Billy Madison, The Italian Job, Life As A House, East of Eden, Gone In 60 Seconds, Freeway, Batman Begins, Office Space...

Television:

I don't really watch tv, but when I do it's usually tacky, trashy, or on The Learning Channel.

Books:

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, The Catcher In The Rye, Siddhartha, The Count of Monte Cristo, and pretty much any Edgar Allan Poe

Heroes:

Josef Kavalier and my badass sister Amanda

My Blog

the difference between a flat tire and driving with the e brake on

Apparently I can't tell the difference. And, if you can't tell the difference, then don't call your dad at work freaking out because you don't know what's wrong with your car.
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

this blog is about trish

no it's not but i knew that would make her look. Survey of my Life by davyahttp://www.pimp-my-profile.com/users/davya/">davya align=center colspan=2 valign=top>So Basically..Name:: NicoleNicknames:: ...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:08:00 PST

i said, "tis the season to be jolly," you m-effers!

Everyone is supposed to be so GD happy this time of year, but it's quite the opposite. People are mean! Customers at both my jobs are crank little SOB's. I mean, I've never been a bi...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

Now that's a good plan. We'll help.

I prefer blogs of the short and simple statement kind. So, here goes nothing... -Mixed Nuts, good movie! -Catcher In The Rye, good book! They weren't lyin' about that being a "classic" and all. -...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST

TEQUILA TRISH

Trish is fantastic and I thought everyone should know. She got even me to take shots of tequila tonight and she got cigarettes out of a candy machine. That's badass, my people...badass and...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

WHERE IS MY JAMES DEAN?!

Seriously, where is he? I've said it before and I'll say it again...he's the most attractive man in Hollywood ever. As you can guess, I just watched one of his flicks. They really ju...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

McDonald's is the anti-Christ

this is what i'm thinking right now: my photos would be so much nicer if i had a better camera. i hate owning cell phone. i miss the days when it would be practical for me to get rid of min...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

my new background is only half serious

But hey...who doesn't want to look at Hayden Christensen and that smoochable lower lip?
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST

what the f**k is up technology's butt?

My cell phone is a piece of shit. It hasn't worked since I got it last summer and this is my second phone of this make and model. Those blood-sucking bastards at Verizon won't give me anot...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

i'm going to be dorian gray...w/o the magical painting

I need to be nicer and more patient and just an all round better person, or lines of hate and scorn will creep onto my face and make me ugly with bitterness. I try every so often to be a more un...
Posted by The Functional Cyclops on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST