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Phil

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The other day someone dear to me asked "Phil, how can you be so f****in funny?" So, I said to this person "Well, every morning as I'm getting dressed, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So, throughout the day I feel funny." It's as simple as that ladies and gentlemen.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton, René Descartes, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Noam Chomsky, the entire cast of Lost(minus the guy with the eye patch---he's creepy) All the everyday humanitarians whose careers are deemed not interesting enough for a prime time TV show..

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