The Dancin Shawn aka..Ballsauce McPeachy profile picture

The Dancin Shawn aka..Ballsauce McPeachy

Havin' a good time, here today..Watching the sun shine, matinee..Never the wrong time, time we stay.

About Me

K first off I'm an awesome guy I promise....not only am I effin hot but I'm funny and I'm really good at frenchin. I have my head in the clouds but my feet planted securly on the ground meaning I like to have big fun, dream big and make life what its supposed to be while maintaining a good job and yes paying my bills. I'm funny as hellfire...many people have told me I'm the funniest guy they know which of course is an attempt at brown nosing so I will hang out with them. Most the time it works because I need an ego boost every once in a while but then once I do hang with them I try to not be funny just as a funny joke. I will do anything for a laugh except farm animals or anyone with a bean bag hangin.

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My Interests

When I'm not painting churches for charity or working to save the manatees I like to be outside. I love to camp, fish, white water raft and generally get in touch with my primative side. I also love live music.......there's nothing better than a Widespread Panic show at the Gorge......other than hitting the road for a road trip to the coast of oregon or cali......and back packing Europe or SE Asia......traveling is my passion.

I'd like to meet:

An asshotspankable chick that can drink a few beers with me and keep up with my sarcastic ass.....and the guy who strapped an electrode device to his nut bag walked out into the parking lot and his nuts exploded....hot sticky ball sauce everywhere....he knocked a baby right out of his secure seat in the shopping cart and the baby hit his head on a can of Delmonty peaches....and now they call him Ball Sauce McPeachy...sad but reality.

Music:

I have 2 words for you WIDESPREAD PANIC

Movies:

Pulp Fiction is my fav........followed by Fight Club, Boiler Room, Rounders, Resevoir Dogs and Old School......not necessarily in that order.

Television:

Don't really watch to much TV.......but Seinfeld is the best sit-com ever made and I like the History and Travel Channel.

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson