Dr. Jackass McFuckmonkey - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm an apprentice Electrician. I am an electrical/computer engineer. I am a barista too. I barely get time to sleep, ever. I like sports. I read almost every day. I hate waking up early to go to work. I'm a smart-ass, and a know-it-all. Even though deep down I don't think I am the smartest person I know, even though I do. I'm constantly either wondering how other people can be so smart, or how they can be so stupid. I believe I can do anything, except those things which I don't believe I can do. I want what I want, but I don't know what I want. I'm exhausted.

My Interests

I'm slowly teaching myself how to play guitar. I am sporadically thinking about a short story or three I think I should write. I am interested in reading for personal pleasure, and in spending as much time as I selfishly can on myself. I want to help others. Nothing is a true interest, just lots of general ones.

I'd like to meet:

my end, someday. captivating people. a three dollar bill.

Music:

Is a perfect thing, when one is in the mood for it.

Movies:

fight club. the princess bride. star wars: a new hope..... and on and on

Television:

ive seen lots of 24, nip tuck, battlestar galactica, and anything else that looks interesting

Books:

The sheer number overwhelms my mind.

Heroes:

Anyone who joins the military out of obligation to their heart and the selfless protection of others. Anyone brave enough to raise children in this era.

My Blog

HAhahahahahaha

The Hoffwatch, look, laugh, laugh again.
Posted by Dr. Jackass McFuckmonkey on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

Idle Curiosity

I'm wondering, who decided how wide toilet paper was going to be? Seriously, who decided on the size of a sheet of TP?
Posted by Dr. Jackass McFuckmonkey on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

At sea

My course is set, and there is too much risk to change it. To set sail for parts unknown, in the midst of a storm and expected deliveries, is too much stress to bear. All that can be done is for more...
Posted by Dr. Jackass McFuckmonkey on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST

haha How I'm gonna die

Body: Dont Ruin the suprise Go to: http://www.thedeathpsychic.com and see how you will die. Then add to the list below: While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal m...
Posted by Dr. Jackass McFuckmonkey on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:23:00 PST

A Day Off Does Wonders

I'm no longer half pissed off half the time, I feel good, and life is great. Screw working every day. Screw all work and no play. Screw bills. Time to have fun again.
Posted by Dr. Jackass McFuckmonkey on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST