Silver Chain 1701

Before you drop me a line, know what you're getting yourself into. I am 35 years old, single living in Phoenix. I moved out here from Los Angeles a year ago but I previously spent two great years finishing up my Bachelor Degree in "Flag" (fingers go through hair-inside joke for those who know me personally) at NAU. So now I've moved out here permanently and hope to buy a house within the year. I am a Catholic School Survivor and former Altar Boy(but I wasn't molested), hence the sick and twisted part. I am single, and I wonder if I'm destined to remain single. The love of my life right now is my dog, a beautiful Siberian Husky/Chow mix. To be honest, right now the prospect of being single doesn't bother me. I definitely exist on a different plain from most, and few people truly understand me so making close friends continues to be a challenge for me. I am not the most trusting person, or the most open with my feelings. I have very few true friends, and am slow to let new friends into my circle of trust. However, I am looking forward to exploring the Phoenix social social scene and meet new people. I used to be very social, loved to party or pile a bunch of people and go on a roadtrip, so I don't quite know how or why things changed. In the end run, maybe I'm destined to be a hermit and study The Force like Obi-Wan Kenobi. On the other hand, maybe there is someone out there, living on that same plain who sees the world and life exactly as I do. Maybe she too is contemplating a future as a hermit, and maybe we're just waiting for fate to step in and lend a hand. Who knows???? I'm bitter, sarcastic and rude, and according to my friends, those are some of my good attributes. Life is difficult and replete with setbacks and dissapointments, so I try my best not to take myself or life too seriously. The Earth was here before me, and will continue unchanged long after I'm gone, so none of my success or failures really mean much in the grand scheme of things. With that in mind, I plan to enjoy life while I can. There are few things in this world that I do not find humorous, with the exception of maybe cruelty to and death of animals. I used to feel the same way about children too, but I worked in a mall and now derive a LOT of pleasure when I see a crying child. Most people who know me think I am obsessed with pornography. particularly Asian porn. Truth be told, I don't watch that much porn, but I LOVE adult movie titles that mimic actual films, such as "Schindler's Fist"; "When Larry ate Sally"; "The Postman always rims twice".....you get the idea. I also, am told, do a good imitation of Asian porn girls, but I seldom initiate a conversation about porn, I'm just led down that road by people I know. I have a pretty good talent for coming up with movie lines for any situation. In all seriousness, I really enjoy the company of fun, educated, and witty people to drink with, enjoy music with, and TRAVELLING with. Nothing brings me more joy than packing my bags and heading off to some foreign country on the other side of the world. I also enjoy deep conversations and discussions about controversial issues like religion and politics with cool, smart, non-judgemental people. I love reading books as a means to escape. And I LOVE Beer! Travelling is my first passion, and I've travelled several times to Europe, as well as Australia and New Zealand, Asia and The Middle East. In the span of 7 days, I was in Australia, North America and Europe, and it was a blast!!!! I've found that the older I get, the more liberal I get (must have started when I went to Amsterdam), but am I neither Democrat nor Republican. When I go into politics, I plan to legalize drugs and prostitution, and separate church and state so that this country can then focus its time and money on REAL issues, instead of determining if we smoke pot and watch porn.So if you like alcohol, good food and wine, music and travel, and aren't easily offended, drop me a line. I'm really serious about beer too.
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