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"Everyone loves a man with salt & pepper hair, t-rex arms and plenty of witty one liners." - Miss S.W.
"[Donald is] by far the most entertaining life-form on the planet." - Miss R.M.
"Mr Donald Winchester seems like a good egg" - Steve Brookstein, 30.4.07
"Donald is such a cool guy." - Miss G.
"For some entertaining banter, I'd strongly recommend Mr. Donald Winchester" - Miss S.
Dear possible emploies
Donald
well, hes well, he comes across as a very complex kinda
guy. Dont be foolled!
hes not!
as simple as they come!
like a HB pencil!
but taller!
nothing special! you know the type with the yellow and black stripes yer? one of those pencils.
without the rubber. as basic as they come!
yours faithfully
a guy that knows donald
Oh, I've got a lot of space to fill in here; and a lot of things to tell! But I'm certain I won't tell all - how can I? Not that there's that much to tell (I always exaggerate), but I tend to forget things. Let's begin:
I'm a rampantly silly ex-toddler running around trying to work out exactly why the world's oldest literary agency would pay me to push paper (into some mighty fine books). Hmm...I like to read, to jump around (I can't really call it dancing..;), listening to music, confusing people and kicking fluffy dandelions.
I'm half english and half american and zero eights Burgundian (more's the pity) and have lived just about half my life in each, so I've a rather mixed accent, though that'll make precious little difference to any of you. Or to me, in fact. I've got lovely green eyes and a fairly normal pair (oh yes, a pair, buy one get one free sales are fabulous) of feet. And two ears (not, in this case, a pair). Ooh! And a super crescent-shaped splodge scar on my left knee. Good fun that was....
Hmm. I've rather run out of ideas. Perhaps I'm not as interesting as I think I am...Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
