My name is Aaron, I'm an Aries. I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners. I used to be in a rocking band called Clown Daddy but the pressure of touring relentlessly got to us and we disbanded in 2002. After years of depression, drug abuse, and wearing purple turtle neck skivvies around, I turned to Nudge from Hey Dad. He helped me get back on track. Things were going well for a while but then I started hanging out with a bad crew of Nudge's celebrity mates. Terence from a country practice was the leader, and with mates like Gumby, Don Fisher from home and away and superted there was no escaping the cocaine. It's one hell of a drug. They got me hooked on cheese sticks and guess who. I was having nighmares in which Max from guess who, beat me with a giant cheese stick. Nudge noticed my rapid plunge towards death and sent me an angel in the shape of Bonita from play school. I was instantly in love. We soon married and continue to be with 16 children named Barnaby, Ethel, Beatrice, Cornelius, Gertrued, Shabahn, Glenn, Maradonna, Kylie Minogue, Sanchez, Julio, Henry, Malallabah Ahmed, Nipjoy, Ronald, and Sir Nudge XXVII.
(This story is based on real events. Only the names, places and events have been altered).
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