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About Me

I love the color orange, crepes, pho, champagne, mangoes, white nectarines, clever bumper stickers, atheists, jews, tulips, Scrabble, trivia, Jeopardy on PS2, tennis lessons, cuisine, Hollywood Video renting, dessert dates, kitchen gadgets, drugstore wandering, being a consumer, artichokes, thai food, psychics, psychologists, and people who aren't easily satisfied.
I hate the color green, sci-fi, dirt, organized religion, war, complacency, bugs, birds, lighting matches, avocados and Nicholas Cage.
You can also read my blog at carinaost.blogspot.com
and my Company Blog at uncouthgourmands.com
WHAT I WANT TO BE:
-Entrepreneur Extraordinaire
-First Lady of somewhere
WHAT I WANT TO HAVE:
-The grace of Jaclyn Smith, Jackie O, and Annette Benning
-The quirkiness of Elaine Benes, Grace Adler, and Bridget Jones
-The puns of Carrie Bradshaw
-The brain of Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis
-The ex-husband of either Uma Thurman or Kimberly Guilfoyle
-The ex-house of Madonna in Los Feliz
- A black Range Rover
- An Eric Fischl painting
- Lunch with Oprah and Gayle

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



-A silly playful witty artist, writer, gemologist, or future politician, with dark hair and eyes. A guy so wonderful that his brain is crammed with music lyrics, politics, hollywood gossip, corny puns and sexual innuendos. It's also vital that he is a lover of fruit and has atleast two vowels in his name. Thinking that U2 is the most overrated band ever and that "Eleanor Rigby" is the best Beatles song is a huge plus. Black Buddy Holly glasses are a big turn-on and so is a cute butt and pouty lips! A guy that kisses my spine and lets me pinch his butt is me dream. Agnostics, Atheists, or Jews are the only acceptable guys in my life. Buddhism is cool if you look like Richard Gere (circa American Gigolo). As my dear friend Risa says, "I want a man that can give me an amazingly good question". I couldn't agree more.

-Neighborhood friends

-Sexy english professors with sweater vests.

-Oh, and the son's of ultra talented musicians, I already had (by had I mean hug and peck on the cheek) Jakob Dylan next is Adam Cohen

-Girls, who like me, can totally relate to the woman in Billy Joel's, "She's always a Woman to me"

WHO I DO NOT WANT TO MEET:

-guys who go to the gym (there's only one acceptable exception for sweating indoors)
-have natural 20/20 vision
-are ordinary
-can sit through Jeopardy without screaming the answers
-wear sunglasses
-are easy to please.
-guys that drive acuras or volvos
-guys who are either named Allen or act like an Allen
-girls who are either named Lauren or act like a Lauren
-guys that can totally relate to the man in Lynryd Skynryd's, "Simple Man".

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My Blog

Tokyo Trip

I made it home and am now ready to share my experiences. It was a blast; I could have asked for better weather but I couldn't have asked for a better time.It was the perfect vacation.On the flight to ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:55:00 GMT

I raised my dress to help open a jar of pickles

True story!I did it this morning while in the process of assembling a turkey and salami sandwich.It will also be the title of my book/movie if I ever decide to go in that direction.It was the quintess...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Identity Theft

No, it isn't what you think.The way that I have always defined myself is (in order): female, democrat, Californian, student, Jew, food lover, and Salvadorian.This identity is changing greatly for me.F...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:40:00 GMT

My Men of the 90s

I should be writing a paper right now but I don't feel like it. It seems like too much work. So what am I doing instead? Watching Hottest Hotties of the 90s, of course.Although I was technically in Ki...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:33:00 GMT

United Cities of America

For the last couple of years the only travel I have done or dreamed of doing is international. Perhaps because of the Olympics, which is really making me miss China and Peking duck, I am slightly more...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:36:00 GMT

Johnny has been a bad boy!

Oh John Edwards!I was watching Will & Grace a couple of days ago, as I do every night, and John Edwards the "psychic" was on and he wouldn't connect Karen to her dead husband Stan and she said, "and t...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:14:00 GMT

TV with Whiskey (well actually, with champagne and cider but those didnt rhyme)

Some things I learned today from watching a lot of TV* while a little drunk:* I just discovered that I had Showtime and Encore. It turns out I have had them for over a year. So most of the programming...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:43:00 GMT

Ugh Men

You guys drive me crazy! Unfortunately, it's not always the good kind of crazy that Britney Spears talks about. It is more crazy like Liz Phair "Insanity" or Kristin Hersh "A l...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Ole Hopey: Why I cant vote for you

I am one of those crazy Hillary supporters that can NOT imagine voting for Obama in the general election.It used to be that I was cool with either getting the nomination, that is no longer the case. I...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 22:36:00 GMT

European Connections?

I graduate on May 10th at 9:00 amOn May 20th I will arrive in London with a fellow female graduate.We have money but we are not stupid. As business students we know the American Dollar is majorly weak...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:45:00 GMT