Love Your Friends, Die Laughing |
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I showed up
to James house around 10:30 after another long night at work. I parked behind
a line of cars and grabbed my case of beer from the backseat and began walking
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Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:13:00 GMT |
We've All Got Our Differences, but We've Still Got Eachother |
I woke up this morning in my bed, with a half-empty bottle of Vitamin
Water tucked just beneath my right knee and the April edition of
National Geographic gripped inside the palm of my left hand. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 09:40:00 GMT |
"I Read Your Stories. You're a Terrible Writer. Grow Up." |
Listen, its over, said Cindy as soon as she walked out the bedroom. Yeah, its been over for a while now, Alex replied, leaning back in his recliner. Is that really all you have to say? Is there r...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:45:00 GMT |
Hey Bob Dole, Shake That Dick! |
She thought that I was as pussy-whipped as the birthday boy at a bar mitzvah breathing down his crushs neck. I wasnt. It was Junior year. I was seventeen. I met her at school and we went to a show, ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:05:00 GMT |
I Overanalyze Most Things. I Still Dont Give a Fuck about Those Things |
The house I walked into was repulsivelypainted bright blue and each window only had one shutter. I stared at the large craters in the driveway beforehand and wondered how such a creation was even poss...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
Value Your Neighborhood, Drive Safely |
I hit the brake as quickly as the car in front of me did. It was a screeching halt. I wasn't sure what was going on, but the man in the Altima in front of me immediately jumped out of his car and ran ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:25:00 GMT |
Quick, Grab a Noose! |
I quickly tip the half-way gone bottle of Seagram's down my throat as soon as my hazy eyes make it clear that the one-lane road is straight enough to take my eyes off of for a few seconds. The liquor ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:08:00 GMT |
Holly Hell and Other Insightful Adventures |
It was a Saturday night in mid-November. I had recently been hired by a local music website to have a weekly column and interview whichever bands that were asked of me, and my first interview was to t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:20:00 GMT |
Unlike Me, You’re Just a Kitten; I’ll Be a Cat Forever |
"So, Josh Harris, who's your hero?" Allison asked me as she wiped her soft blonde hair from her eyes. "The only hero I need is myself," I replied as the steering wheel slid through the palm of my righ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:24:00 GMT |
One More Victim, or Just another Lonely Night? |
Alright, here it goes. This is why I was late for work, and it all starts with last night: I'll start by telling you that my ex-ex-girlfriend is currently dating a drug-dealer. I'm not sure how the...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:21:00 GMT |
