My name is Ian MacCallister and this is MY SPACE. I must confess. It is certainly thrilling knowing that my wisdom will be transmitted across the World Wide Interweb for billions of people to see. So without further ado lets get to it.
Titleist is at it again. They’ve just introduced the new NXT Tour and the grotesquely named, NXT Extreme. Click here to view their propaganda: http://www.titleist.com
These new spheres of destruction are loaded with golf-wrecking technology – improved aerodynamics thanks to a “staggered wave parting line†and a little arrow printed on the side to help you line up putts. Let’s call it what it is! A cheater line!
Clearly Titleist will not be satisfied until every green is drivable and every putt is a tap-in. It’s depressing. Golf is supposed to be difficult. It’s a Scottish game for goodness sakes. There’s no place in the game for the uncoordinated masses. It was never intended for the hoi polloi.
Join my crusade against Titleist and their impure technology. You must resist the siren call of easy distance and effortless control. Watch this space for updates and to see what you can do to help. Remember, apathy is the enemy. Together we can derail the NXT Tour and NXT Extreme once and for all. Go to NXTube.com for the full story.
ABOUT ME:
I am president and founding member of Golf Designers Against Distance (GDAD), an organization devoted to protesting Titleist NXT Tour and NXT Extreme golf balls. GDAD contends that NXT’s distance and performance characteristics give players an unfair advantage and render classic courses obsolete.
I am also a golf course architect known for my fiercely punitive designs. Since most of my designs have not been built, please email me if you are interested in seeking a harmonious, traditional yet brutal design that’s quite affordable.
My design philosophy is characterized by deep rough, fear-inducing waste bunkers and handicap-adjusting water hazards. I deplore cocktail party handicaps.
I am a graduate of the Royal Academy of Golf Course Architecture and was born in Edinburgh, Scotland in 1939. I have an identical twin brother, who sold his soul to become a leveraged buyout king, Angus MacCallister.
