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Department for Extra-Usual Affairs

About Me

Bureau chief:
Dorothy Culpepper

Field operative:
Asif Baig

Associated operatives:
Marie Stokesley
Feargal Ferguson

The Department for Extra-Usual Affairs is a division of MI5, tasked with protecting British interest at home and abroad against a variety of non-natural threats.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Demons, ghosts (Types I and II), the undead, lycanthropes, extra-terrestrials, other-dimensional intelligences.

My Blog

Dame Eliza warns of diverse attack options

She forgot to mention "occult". Sigh. Doesn't anyone at Thames House take the work of this department seriously? - Dorothy
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:38:00 GMT

The Fourth Estate? The Filth Estate, more like

Can I just say, I bloody hate the British press? Miserable maggots, the lot of them. Who'd be a hack? - Dorothy Culpepper, Bureau Chief, DfEAU
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:07:00 GMT

Friday 13th

Oh, God, I have just realised: It's Friday the 13th. They'll be coming out of the woodwork today. All shore leave is cancelled. Asif, I'm afraid you shan't be getting to that club you like to frequent...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:20:00 GMT

DfEAU pictures

For those who've messaged in asking what we look like here at DfEAU, I'm afraid the nature of our work means we can't post actual images here. But for those wondering about Ms Culpepper in particular,...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:24:00 GMT

Apologies

Please don't be put off by the previous post. Ms Culpepper doesn't really understand the needs of MI5 to interface with the general public, nor does she accept that security services have, as far as p...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:44:00 GMT

My bloody Space

Look, this wasn't my bloody idea. The bods at Thames House have got it into their heads that the security services have to be all touchy bloody feely these days, and apparently that applies to us as w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:40:00 GMT