Squirting egotistical people with my water pistol.Playing with my rubix cube while upside down on my inversion table.Pretending I'm a foreingner, talking with a thick fake accent at restaurants. And screaming at the waitress if she didn't hear me right and brings me out meatloaf instead of my veggie lasagna.Collecting people's parking tickets off their windsheilds.I love to think about my next vacation.Gazing at the moon.Thinking about who I would be today if I were born into a family of idiots.Mowing the lawn.I like to do jumping jacks in the morning when I wake.Africa.Gold shoelaces.People.Neon airbrush.Wearing dark sunglasses and starring at people.Daydreaming.World politics and trying to figure out a way to stop it from all going down.Time travelling. Reminiscing.I sometimes like to walk aroung with my eyes closed and imagine what it would be like to be blind. Regretful of my bruises. But thankful for my sight.I like to tease my hair so it's really really big and then I try to sing like Chaka Khan.
Jesus.Ross Perot.Hulk Hogan.Dolly Parton.Fonzy.
U2, Al Green, Mos Def,Tori Amos, Mazzy Star, Morcheeba, Pixies, Luscious Jackson, Tribe Called Quest, Marvin Gaye, Tom Petty, Erica Badu, Cee-lo, Coldplay, Cindy Lopper, Willie Nelson, James Brown, Esthero, Richard Ashcroft, Jem, Digable Planets, Gospel, Early 90's dance
Princess and the Warrior, Welcome to Sarajevo, Amar Akbar Anthony, Suspiria, Signs
curb
How to Build your own Russian Rocket, Medical Records, Toaster Oven Maunal, Potty Training for Dummies, The Economist
+++GOD+++ Mama T. Mr. T.