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Dave

Dosgustimg naty war-man!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I like guns and death metal. I play guitar in Heroes of Elysium and Large Mouth Bass, and I was in With Anger until they sorta stopped being a band. (Keep an eye out this summer for With Anger shows, though!) I'm a 31B with the 352nd Military Police Company, and I love my job. Anything else you wanna know, just ask.

My Interests

Guns, (WWII battle rifles in particular,) death metal, women, (but not women who like death metal, that's a big old warning sign,) quantum physics and particle physics, (I don't profess to know a lot about it, but then again who does?) and most of all, the United States Army. I adopted a cute lil' dying fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Smacky the Frog, particle physicists, people who don't suck. Generally speaking, I have enough friends, I'm here to talk to the people I already know. And if I was interested in meeting 16 year old emo girls I'd hang out around highschools and cut myself. AND NO BURZUM FANS! No I'm kidding, but seriously, Burzum is dumb.

Music:

I hate elitist fucks who throw band names at each other all day to determine who's more "brutal" or who's more "punk." Music is music. No, I don't like it all, and I can be a snob from time to time, but as long as you don't talk to me about NuMetal bands or Creed, I'll probably think you're cool.

Movies:

Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurection, Band of Brothers, Black Hawk Down, Romero stuff, anything by Stanley Kubric (although I never actually saw Eyes Wide Shut,) and The Usual Suspects.

Television:

I don't watch TV. Except Aqua Teen. They have immunity.

Books:

Tom Clancy, Bryan Green, Arthur C. Clarke, Izaac Azimov, Stephen Ambrose, etc.

Heroes:

of Elysium.