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I am WHO.

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I am a person living amongst pixels and binary code.

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Who am I? I am WHO. There is a version of me that resides in the real world…somewhere…she has a different name and isn’t the person you expected. She is solid, yet bendy. She pushes back when you apply pressure and it takes a great force to move her. Just ask anyone who has tried it. She is a very nice person, but is not to be stroked. Do NOT poke your fingers in her cage. She has strong, sharp teeth and quite the appetite.


She also has mighty fingers that make things. Interesting things. Beautiful things. Ugly things. Unusual things. You can look at those things. She likes that. Most artists like that sort of thing. We create narcissistic objects that need to be worshipped. That is why we go through the trouble of making them. We could just let them live in our minds, hoarding them and playing with them in private…selfishly allowing them to perish with our bodies, but instead we grant them immortality and generously share them with you.


All ten magical fingers are shared with the other parts of her/me that are living in my own personal world…a place far removed from this reality. It is a place much bigger than I can show, because there just isn’t enough time and there aren’t enough words…yet somehow, there are so many words coming out of a few enormous mouths that are polluting both my world and your world…and they have no purpose and no message to share. The mouths are moving, but I can’t find the corresponding fingers that should be doing something.


I say, “Show me.” But they keep talking and talking and talking and talking with their eyes and ears pasted shut…yet their mouths remain wide open, “blah blah blah…” and the owners of the mouths are so much more brilliant and important that the rest of us…and it’s so fucking loud that nothing they say makes any sense or has any value in the grand scheme of the universe. It makes no impact. Creates no change. Inspires no progress. Their scrambled letters litter the scenery…smothering life.


Where are the facts to back up the arguments? They are hidden in between thousands and thousands of lies. They are on the bumper stickers on the back of the station wagons. They are written in the veins in my poor aching eyes. They are only seen with a magnifying glass or a telescope.


Facts are insignificant to cattle and the swine, but I am a burrowing creature. I dwell in a cluttered heap of facts and am stockpiling string cheese. I am preparing for war, famine and drought. I am hiding in the chaos, next to Waldo. Can you find me?

I am the mystery that is eluding me and arousing my curiosity.


Jen's Fine Art / Printmaking


The Journey My Lunch Took, Waterless Lithograph
Urban Landscape and Garage, Photo Etching Monoprints Traffic Circle, Engraving Snake Coaster, Sugar Lift Etching Detail of Snake Coaster

Click on "View My: Pics" at top to view more of my ART. There is more artwork and photography scattered throughout my blog as well. There are at least five pages. Feel free to post comments there.


Jen's Illustrations


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Preferably people who wash their hands thoroughly WITH SOAP, especially after they shit. You’d be surprised how many people don’t wash and then smear their ickiness all the doorknobs of the universe. Isn’t that just disgusting? And don’t even get me started about flies…ummm…yah. No shit-dwellers, please.

I'd also like to meet my Shipley relatives and the soul mates to each of my creations. Every work of art has a soul mate. Is that you? Make an offer. I also do commissions. Boy, I really need to start photographing my shit and posting it. I recently found about 20 small, almost finished ink drawings pressed in my human biology book. I had completely forgotten about them. I wonder how much more art is pressed in the pages of the books I recently put in storage…First goal after I move is to finish a huge stack of unfinished art. It’s a pretty big stack. I have problems finishing things sometimes. There are just too many ideas. I’m just like my Uncle, Dick…sorry to disappoint you, Dad. Oh, yah I’d like to meet my Uncle, Dick again and my cousins Tara and Courtney. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Tara was an excellent artist when we were young. She taught me how to draw a horse…and how to whinny…realistically. When we were little we always played we were horses with names like Princes Snow Blanket, and Sir Ebony Night….you know, horse names. She was usually a stallion. I wonder what that means. And one time in Junior high we found a cave in the mountain that she lived on, and the floor inside was covered with a cushy bed of porcupine prickles…and her horse bucked me off, that pesky critter. This was a real horse. You know, Equus caballus...like Mr. Ed, only I don't think it could do math. That was the last time I saw Tara. She has a son now. I’d like to meet her son.

And I’d like to meet people who are random and interesting and unpredictable in a safe way and are not trying to get down my pants…Oh, and some people who aren’t on drugs too. Golly. Wouldn't that be swell?

My Blog

Life is Messy

Wow. What a messy morning. I'm at Janene's house and they asked me to watch Ben for them this morning while they ran some errands. Janene said, "It should be no big deal. He will probably sleep th...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:29:00 GMT

Bipedal Sheep - Saaaaaad

Wow. Today was tiring&I guess. I helped mom redecorate the family room. We moved one of my drawings done when I was a teenager (I really love that drawing) to another spot, and she commissioned me ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:48:00 GMT

The Power of the Hiss

Well, I am embarrassed. I woke my husband up the other night with proof of my bizarre silliness. I was having not the best of dreams. There was some sort of evilness going on and a tiny glowing sku...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Blood clots and Glaucoma are completely harmless.

So I'm back in San Diego. Mike got deployed early and I had to rush down here to enjoy the last bit of possible time with him and help with the domestic preparations, of which I am not currently doin...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:47:00 GMT

Bus Chicken

Aren't dreams crazy? I didn't feel good the other day, so I took this ridiculously long nap, snuggling the icepack...as if it was Mike...but much lighter and colder, of course. I didn't wake up till 1...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:34:00 GMT

Sooo Much Art...Sooo Little Time...

This is the first time I've been online since my big Doctors appointment. I've been so busy, doing art for the store and also a small piece for my friend's album cover. I am getting ready for multip...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:10:00 GMT

Doctors HATE Pain Weasels

Warning: today's blog is not funny. It is not poetic. It is not "entertainment." It is about migraines. This is long overdue. Some of my closer friends have requested a health and life update...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:11:00 GMT

Strawberries Vs. Coffee In Bed

I woke up to coffee in bed today. Those who know me well know this is one of my favorite things. I kissed my husband with my horrific morning breath that probably melted his whiskers, told him how swe...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:15:00 GMT

Another Terrorist Conspiracy

Wow. That was quite the pain in the ass. I am a Mac user. It is surprising that all PC users have not yet died of a heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage. Mike says they do have higher blood pressure, a...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Do you have my happy?

So, I've misplaced my happy again. Have you seen it? I can't remember where I was when I had it last...or what I was doing. But it's all good. At least I have steak. I'm eating that right now, tr...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:23:00 GMT