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Murray the Evil Skull

Uncompromising EVIL!!!!

About Me

My life story is filled with heart-stopping malice and EEEEVIILL!! I was once a pirate, sailing the seas and spreading my EEEVVILLL everywhere! Now I am just a skull and I do promotional work for a restaurant called Planet Threepwood. Read on, fleshbag!
"Set sail for Planet Threepwood, where you can have buccaneer-style dining for an affordable price. SEE souvenirs from Guybrush Threepwood's most famous escapades! TASTE culinary delights approved by genuine pirate chefs! FEEL your soul being gently ripped from your body in this restaurant of uncompromising EEEEEEEVVVVILLL! Muhahahahahaha!"

My Interests

THE ULTIMATE INSULT, The curse of big whoop, buccaners, pirates, sailing, singing, pirate songs, pirate paraphenalia, the gateway to heck, pirate-mon gaming cards, SCAB, grog, wenches, more wenches, ichor, and of course, EEEEEEVVVILLLL!!! Mwahahahaha!

I'd like to meet:

people who know how to make really big voodoo talismans

Music:

Keelhaul, the world's loudest pirate speed-metal band! Mwahahaha!

Movies:

SHUT UP, MORTAL.

Television:

Television is pure EEEEEEEEVVVVILLLL

Books:

Hot Keels magazine

Heroes:

Blackbeard, Benito De Soto, Captain Kidd, Tiny LaFeet, Hellbeard, Guybrush Threepwood, Ignatious Cheese, Ozzy Mandrill, Yongler and Muntz, Elaine Marley, The Demon Zombie Ghost Pirate LeChuck, Pegnose Pete, DeadEye Dave, Captain Casaba, Marco De Pollo

My Blog

Murray's (mis)adventures to Melee Island

Arrr mate, are ye prepared for this tale of butt-numbing EVIL? The other day I and a crew of mortals set sail for Melee Island, but the navigator was too dense to avoid the inevitable rapids that we ...
Posted by Murray the Evil Skull on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Murray's thoughts on the election

Captain Bush is unquestionably EVIL, as is his First Mate Chaney. That bilge-rat Kerry would have been a better leader for our country, but then again.....ahhh, who am I kidding? I am a skull who li...
Posted by Murray the Evil Skull on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some touching poetry from Murray

The days of sailing are only a memory I long to feel the fresh spray of the sea again I want to hear a soft voice in my ear and turn the wheel of my ship and.... ehhh, WENCHES! WHISKEY! RUM! VIOL...
Posted by Murray the Evil Skull on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST