daleicious

30 years old and just trying not to leave claw marks on my twenties. It is hard to let my twenties go. In my spare time I like to chain smoke,& train for marathons. Also I am an incescent pooper scooper,I have 3 cats.Otra favorite quotes "the only reason for time is to keep everything from happening at once" "do you ever hang around a gymnasiam?" "do you like movies about gladiators" and "have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "how much you wanna bet i can throw a football over dem mountains" "now that I've seen that on TV, that is the shiz-nite!" "Where's my fucktard repellant" "you looked better on the internet" "cancel my subscrption cuz I don't need your issues!" "Jesus would slap the ShIt outta You" "I think I'm gonna stay home and chew on a revolver" "You don't own space so stop acttin' like you do!" "I'm straight, teeth are for gay people. " "Although I was 30 years old the very first time I had gas, I've been trying to make up for it ever since. " "I'm a pirate and I love my booty." "Two in the stink,One in the pink!" "It hurt worse then 8 Bitches in a Bitch boat!" " oh NO! i've got mudd on my helment!" "my dick aint gonna suck it'self" "I only drink socially, but i smoke crack like a MuhFucker!"