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About Me

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I'm a better dancer than you are.
I might forget to pick you up from somewhere.
I burp like a man.
I will challenge your wit & intelligence. I expect you to do the same to me or go away.
I might grow up to be a stage mom.
I love art primarily because I can't draw or paint for shit.
I put thought into your pet name.
If I don't feel pretty I'm not going.
My skin shouldn't be as great as it is. I eat nothing but non-healthy foods and sleep with makeup on.
I have no "type".
I whine when I don't get my way. Blame my father.
I went to Vegas and missed finals.
I'm goin back to school so I'm not the only one without a Bachelor's degree.
"There's nothing worse than a pretty girl who's a moron." Thank You Grandpa.
I experience deja vu too often.
You smell.
I love to eat.
I am surrounded by ridiculously talented people.
One vibrator hasn't had batteries for a year. I can't find the other one.
I make up words.
I'm in love with reality shows and game shows.
I think the most beautiful women ever are Petra Nemcova, Marilyn Monroe, Scarlett Johannsen, and Liya Kebede.
My taste in music varies from Shania Twain to Nickelback to Biggie to...Lady Smith Black Mambazo.
I have no interest in politics, but I don't like being clueless so I've been reading Ann Coulter. Wrong side, I know. lol.
I do surveys when I'm bored.
I'm ridiculously bendy.
I forgive too easily.
I love Scrabble, but will kick the board and have the letters fly into the air if I think you're cheating.
I think you have a big head.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet individuals I can network with; models, photographers, makeup artists, and stylists.

Music:

dance, house, hip hop, 80s, madonna anything...

Movies:

Cruel Intentions, Troy, Requiem For A Dream, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Don't Say A Word, American History X, Rules of Attraction, Unfaithful, Kill Bill, Pumpkin, What Lies Beneath, Virgin Suicides, American Beauty, American Psycho, Final Destination, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Catch Me If You Can, Collateral, New Best Friend, Monster, Monster's Ball, The Secretary, Run Lola Run, Saving Silverman, There's Something About Mary, Matchpoint, Lifetime Movies ...

Television:

Family Guy, Reno 911, Real World, My Super Sweet 16, Desperate Housewives, America's Next Top Model, Price is Right, Ren & Stimpy, Nip/Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, Martha, Judge Judy...
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Books:

She's Come Undone, No Lifeguard on Duty, Bling, Confessions of a Video Vixen, My Life, Fearless, Yeah, I Said It

Heroes:

Hmmmmm.

My Blog

Something new.....

one shot from my shoot with Digital Graffiti (Brian) Betcha can't do this..... ' a ...
Posted by Nerlande. on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST

I'm thankful for....

my parents, my little terrors: kenny and nicky, my mischief, my ladies, my man, overdraft protection at my bank, fantasy hair spa, the car I neglect, my metabolism, fruit by the foot, hard wok bu...
Posted by Nerlande. on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

My love.

Stupid fightsQuite alrightLet time passMake up tonight Kisses my foreheadKisses my cheeksKisses my noseSappy is sweet. I giggle with glee, he loves ME.I could order some drawers with your name on the...
Posted by Nerlande. on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

Restrain that bitch!

She's pmsing.
Posted by Nerlande. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

uninvited.

Don't ask me if I'd like to comeAssume I like to sit and twiddle my thumbs.
Posted by Nerlande. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

Rummaging.

Through the debris that is youI search for a soulWords like shards of glass piercing through my hands, knees, and heart make the quest more than severeA ruptured heart for most would result in de...
Posted by Nerlande. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

oh desire.

You are the vice I won't give up...Make me whole , then break me down all in the same hour....Have me hate the way you entice me...I'm clothed in only my name....sweet nothings are sweet nothings...yo...
Posted by Nerlande. on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:18:00 PST

Saturday at Duvet

I went to Duvet Sat night after going to Ryan's shindig at her house. I made my way into Manhattan alone, cause no one else wanted to go. I'm not gonna stay home and play with mysel...
Posted by Nerlande. on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

Worst. boyfriend. ever.

I was like #^&*^ and he was like @!#@$#% and then I was like @$%^ and he goes $%#$^&. So I'm thinking #$#%$^ and say #$%#. He says #$%^&. Seriously. Ain't that some shit?...
Posted by Nerlande. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:47:00 PST

You know what....

..If I'm going to pay $400 for obedience training for my dog, he better come back home speaking English. No! You know what.... he better come back driving a taxi and speaking Creole. Damned sheisters....
Posted by Nerlande. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST