Now I’m just wondering when I’ll get my period. |
So I had quite possibly the most emasculating experience of my life the other day. I was sitting at the light at Broadway and Baxter, windows down and feeling great. The weather was perfect so I was o...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:52:00 GMT |
As God as my witness... |
I am a man of God. That's right, yours truly has become a real bonified man of the cloth. When I say "the cloth", I mean something you can get in the arts and crafts section of your local wal-mart, bu...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
Pharmaca-logic |
I am standing here at work and I have noticed something. Now before we begin I know what you're thinking, "Matt, don't you abhor everything that is paid labor?" My answer is no, given that it comes in...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:21:00 GMT |
Smoking ban |
The smoking ban was lifted. I reek of smoke. But then again so did Joan of Arc before she died. She had it worse.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:56:00 GMT |
School is out |
The semester is finally over. I have greeted the coming of its end with open arms. Most semesters of college end about the same way. Normally after completing a semester I am filled with a sense of ac...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:54:00 GMT |
Requirements |
As I get older I realize that we have very little time on this Earth. Because of that I sincerely feel that it is very important that we say what we have to say while we are here. We will never get an...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:04:00 GMT |
Makin’ Music |
I have an extremely talented family. Most of them are creative in some way. I however, didn't get one gene that I would like to have had. That is the music gene. I can appreciate music. When it comes...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:55:00 GMT |
Having oldness. |
I turned 29 a couple of weeks ago. Never before have I been made so aware of my age as I have recently. It's the little things that have presented the tell tale signs. My sudden deep interest in groce...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:17:00 GMT |
Timber!!!! |
I find it maddening that all I hear people talk about these days is the environment or "going green." Well let me tell you something, green is not necessarily a good thing. There are plenty of things...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:53:00 GMT |
Excuses |
A lot of people who know me know that there is something wrong with me. It's no secret. I am odd. A lot of people, who aren't used to it, ask me what is wrong with me. I have been thinking about it s...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 19:23:00 GMT |
