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About Me

The name is Dory, Marty , anything but an insult. Ok, maybe an insult too.
Aim, yahoo, and hotmail = BeforeDorySleeps. IM me some time?
I've come to realize, I'm a 24 year old stuck in a 17 year old's body &&I came into this world on the 18th of November in the year 1991 which makes me cooler then all you posers.
Bass Guitarist/Guitarist/Drummer/Keyboardist/Writer/Pastry Chef/Licensed Driver. Whatever I want to be, even though I'm all of that, I'm not letting anyone limit me. Not even me.
I have hair that is almost always being dyed, it's currently black with golden eyes.
I'm 5'4" almost 5'5" , &&my weight is ***. (Asterisks used for inappropiate numbers.)
Spanish/Mexican &&German are my main nationalities &&my favorite flower is Brandon Flowers.
I'm stubborn &&I'm not a fan of fads. Even though a band 'sells out', that doesn't mean their music sucks, so yeah, some times I still like them.
The most awesome people in the world my friends rock. The 3 real ones anyways, most of my 'friends' are fake. &&Minnie Mouse is the best.
I enjoy breaking words up into many. Seer.ee.us.lee, it's may.jhor fun.
Un-signed/not-famous bands are basically the best kind. Oh yeah, &&check out my band once we've recorded stuff, we're kinda unsigned and not-famous. ;) myspace.com/beforecitiessleep
An awesome band, Hey Monday, is from my town, but my fave Flow.Ride.Ahh band is still T13C. :)
Favorite song right now is by T13C, it's called Teenage Hottie. If you don't know it, I won't tell you anything more about them.
I l.o.v.e. Dots, writing, reading, music, green tea, the internet, guys and girls, my friends, running, animals, bands, drawing, thunderstorms, snow, eating healthy, my family, the color blue .
I h.a.t.e. school, extreme heat, fakes, liars, jockers, cheaters, bad grammar/spelling, normal things, prejudice, eating animals, being limited.
I believe that music saves, &&friends if you can have cool ones like me. But family, it's so important, I can't even begin to explain.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anyone really, &&the people I have met, who are still in my life, are amazing.

Terrance/Doc= Three quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties. Studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler Prince/Prince Charming= Me too.
Gurkin/Grumpy= You try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states! AND Canada!
Typer Prince/Prince Charming= Wow.
George/Dopey= Yeah, and I-I'll kick your ass!


(talking to Cassie while watching a movie I love, No Reservations, &&thinking about Black Knight)
Me: "He(the lead guy) looks familiar... what movie is he from?"
Cassie: "...Um..." *gives me weird look*
Me: *clicks in her head what movie she's watching* "OH! He's from this movie!"
Cassie: "... Hahaha, he's from Black Knight too."
Me: "...Huh..?" *puzzles* "Seriously? Who is he?"
Cassie: *thinks "Stupid..."* "He's Two-Face."
Me: "I sooooo knew that!"

(talking about my singing/voice)
BeforeDorySleeps (12:59:11 AM): nah, it(my voice) cracks any other time
Cutiegirl2485 (1:00:17 AM): hahaha well i'lll figure out a way to get rid of it somehow lol
Cutiegirl2485 (1:00:20 AM): brb
BeforeDorySleeps (1:00:41 AM): nuh-uh. no offense, i believe you have special vocal major powers, but my voice sucks

talking to Stephanie about secret love children
BeforeDorySleeps (1:03:07 AM): for halloween, minnie's gonna be patrick, i'm gonna be pete.
proud2bblonde909 (1:03:14 AM): and everyone but like two people will be like "what the fuck if bedussey??"
proud2bblonde909 (1:03:18 AM): *is
BeforeDorySleeps (1:03:31 AM): haha, i'm gonna grab Suzie &&walk around with her, getting everyone's attention.
BeforeDorySleeps (1:03:36 AM): hahaha, niiiiiiiiiiice!
proud2bblonde909 (1:03:41 AM): hahaha nice
proud2bblonde909 (1:03:46 AM): i wanna be patrick!!
BeforeDorySleeps (1:03:55 AM): i know. hahaha, well, patrick is shorter then pete
proud2bblonde909 (1:04:00 AM): ive been told i look like him =/
BeforeDorySleeps (1:04:01 AM): i don't think you're shorter then me!
proud2bblonde909 (1:04:02 AM): haha
BeforeDorySleeps (1:04:24 AM): everyone says i have pete's complexion, his hair, &&his stupidity.
BeforeDorySleeps (1:04:33 AM): so i thought it'd work out perfectly.
proud2bblonde909 (1:04:43 AM): haha nice.
proud2bblonde909 (1:04:51 AM): just one problem
BeforeDorySleeps (1:04:55 AM): boobs?
proud2bblonde909 (1:05:01 AM): exactly!
BeforeDorySleeps (1:05:06 AM): hahaha, i got a plan for that.
proud2bblonde909 (1:05:21 AM): and im sure you have an ass, pete doesnt, well not much of one hahaha
BeforeDorySleeps (1:05:35 AM): i have a bandage i can use to pretty much shrink my chest.
BeforeDorySleeps (1:05:43 AM): oh i know. i've got brendon urie's butt
BeforeDorySleeps (1:05:45 AM): OMFG!
proud2bblonde909 (1:05:48 AM): those hurt though
BeforeDorySleeps (1:05:55 AM): I'M THE LOVE CHILD OF BRENDON URIE &&PETE WENTZ!
BeforeDorySleeps (1:05:57 AM): GASP!
BeforeDorySleeps (1:06:04 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
proud2bblonde909 (1:06:05 AM): I KNEW IT!!!
proud2bblonde909 (1:06:07 AM): not really.
proud2bblonde909 (1:06:09 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
BeforeDorySleeps (1:06:57 AM): it'd explain my love for my keyboard &&bass... &&it'd create a lot more questions then answers but now that i've got the paternity* test, i'm gonna go find my... daddies...
BeforeDorySleeps (1:06:59 AM): hahahahaha
BeforeDorySleeps (1:07:25 AM): &&try to make out with their band mates.
proud2bblonde909 (1:07:29 AM): hahahahaha
proud2bblonde909 (1:07:35 AM): ill help
BeforeDorySleeps (1:07:37 AM): EW! PETE WENTZ IS MY DADDY!
proud2bblonde909 (1:07:45 AM): lol
BeforeDorySleeps (1:07:47 AM): that just sounds wrong!
proud2bblonde909 (1:07:58 AM): better than your lover....maybe
BeforeDorySleeps (1:08:11 AM): *all sexual sounding* "who's your daddy?" *normal me* 'pete wentz.'
proud2bblonde909 (1:08:23 AM): exactly!!
proud2bblonde909 (1:08:56 AM): and whos my daddy? patrick stump but noy literally...like you and pete
BeforeDorySleeps (1:09:05 AM): hahaha, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
BeforeDorySleeps (1:09:17 AM): i will never enjoy saying "pete wentz is my daddy"
BeforeDorySleeps (1:09:22 AM): it sounds so fucking perverted!
proud2bblonde909 (1:09:26 AM): lol
proud2bblonde909 (1:09:37 AM): i dare you to go around and say that.
BeforeDorySleeps (1:09:56 AM): don't dare me to because i will.
proud2bblonde909 (1:10:05 AM): good!
BeforeDorySleeps (1:10:24 AM): hahaha, i'm putting that on my dumb quotes from me list on my myspace
proud2bblonde909 (1:10:38 AM): ahahah niice!
proud2bblonde909 (1:10:54 AM): "whos your daddy??" "pete wentz"
talking to minnie about... stuff...
BeforeDorySleeps (11:53:03 PM): SEX IN THE KITCHEN IS UNSANITARY AND A NO-NO!
Cutiegirl2485 (11:53:06 PM): that makes it funnier
Cutiegirl2485 (11:53:23 PM): u nless u have cleaned it w/ clorox
BeforeDorySleeps (11:53:39 PM): NO SEX IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!
Cutiegirl2485 (11:53:53 PM): alriiiiiiiight
Cutiegirl2485 (11:53:56 PM): lol
Cutiegirl2485 (11:54:26 PM): you make it seem like we're deciding a place to have sex....ew. but still lol
Cutiegirl2485 (11:54:40 PM): thank god no one's in the rrom to see that big font

My Blog

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