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About Me

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Hammer
Your Favorite Target: Emo-kids
Your Kill Count: 606,872,397
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 22
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $147,921,210,568,262
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 98%
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Click here to win an iPhone!wow a lot has changed for me. I still have that beautiful girl friend and im going to marry her one day. I love martial arts and I hate loud kids on the bus.(sorry, but usually the black high school kids are the fuckin perps. If you think i'm racist, ask my girlfriend. Shes black) I specifically like wrestling and jiu jitsu, but i also train in muay thai and american boxing, I hope to one day fight my way into a big show but if that never happens im happy knowing that im a tough guy. I really like reading silly instruction maunuals about things that will bnever occur, like zombie attacks or the rapture. Funny shit. I like halo 3 and playing it with my two friends, Mike and Tom, and my brother when he's around. I no longer work for target and im flat broke, yet work for 2 temp agencies that never call cause i dont have a car. Life is good. yay for me.PS my girl friend and I have a pet monkey.we call him "Monkey"
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You're both energetic, affectionate, and a bit goofy.
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Of My Friends Who Is The...
Friendliest: eva
Prettiest: eva
Ugliest: tae
Most talkative: eva
Most immature: josh
Most mature: mike
Most obessive: kaci
Richiest: tom
Poorest: josh and siobhan for different reasons
Luckiest: no one
Most unlucky: sheena
Closest to you: eva
The one you know the best: josh or siobhan
Smartest: luke
Dumbest: ...luke
Most gangster: kelli
Most Preppy: korrine
Most creative: erik
Most musical: mindy
Biggest computer geek: david
Most into drugs: erik
Most into drinking: erik
Biggest partier: who knows
Biggest myspace lover: me?
Most likely to retake this survey: siobhan i guess

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About You...
Age: 19
Birthplace: hayward ca
Current Location: fremont ca
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Eye Color: blue w/ hazel
Height: 6'4
Heritage: german, finnish, welsch, mexican
Your fears: heights, spiders, sucking at stuff im supposed to be good at
Your weakness: pizza and other fatty foods
Goal for today: feel better
Goal for this year: buy a car learn some better jiu jitsu
Lifetime goal: become a respectable fighter
When do you want to get married?: couple years
and to whom?: my BB, Eva
Ever been in love?: yup
Currently in love?: yup
Do you think you are attractive?: used to...
Your best physical feature: hair, eyes
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi...: yep
gone skinny dipping...: yep
been beaten up...: every day seems like
wanted to kill someone...: ron paul
gone a week without MySpace...: yeah
gone a week without TV...: probably
Who's the last person to...
kiss you...: my bb eva
say hi to you...: my bb eva
talk to you...: my bb eva

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I like a lot of fighters such as...Matt "the Terror" Serra He just won the welter weight championship belt from george st pierre. THis was probably the biggest underdog story of all time. He deserved that victory so badly and he got it. Literally every person in the MMA community doubted him and he shut them up at ufc 69. even I doubted him. So matt serra, hats off to you brother.
Get more pictures like this from SHERDOG.COM Randy "the Natural" Couture...This guy is not arguably the most influential person in all of MMA. He has gone from a heavy weight champion down to a light heavy weight champion all the while beating the crap out of every one in his way. He has sported wins over some of the best in the world such as Chuck liddell, Tito Ortiz, Vitor Belfort, Jeremy horn, and Pedro Rizzo. He has appeared as a coach on the ultimate fighter series twice and is now going back into the realm of fighting in order to capture the heavy weight title against Tim Sylvia. Despite all of his success, Perhaps what he is best known for is his class.Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell: In my oppinion he is the absolute example of a complete fighter. With great wrestling, submissions, and especially good striking, he isdominant to say the least. He's a knock out artist with near perfect takedown defence. I truly believe that there is nobody in the light heavy weight division with the ability neccessary to dethrone him.George "Rush" St Pierre: This man is an absolute monster. He has great conditioning and possesses devastating ferocity. Although he's hell on wheels in the cage when he steps out he is the best guy in the world. he doesn't talk smack. He just kicks so much ass that he doesn't need to be in peoples heads.Mirko Cro Cop: Cro cop has been a huge center of attention for me in the world of mma. He has knocked out a lot of people who I despise and is currently the only person who id like to see as the UFC heavy weight champion.
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Major Depression : Slight
Dysthymia : Slight
Bipolar Disorder : Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia : Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder : Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression : N/A
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Greed: High
Gluttony: High
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: High
Envy: Low
Lust: High
Pride: High
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeThese are some movies that my friends, josh and siobahn, seem to relish. Big props to those two fags.THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES,LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH, CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA, PRIME CUTS: YO QUIERO TACO SMELL, AMATEURS ONLY #129": I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE, SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22: STINKY WHITE WOMEN, DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?, ULTRA KINKY #79: BOWLIN' IN HER COLON, ASS-HOLE O MIO, HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA, GOOD ASSTERNOON, BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER, HINDFELD, TEA BAGGER VANCE

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Goth

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Rocker/Emo

35%

Trendy

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Hippy

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Nerd/Geek

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Chav/Townie

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My Blog

My Uncle was shot in the back of the head today...

with a shot gun. My god brother was holding it. They say it was over money, but i have no idea. He was, in fact, the nicest man in the world. I dont understand...
Posted by D-Rok on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:33:00 PST

grappling sux for me i guess

Right now im sad because im not doing so well in the grappling department. my first day back i was doing descent, but today i did so poorly. Tauheed beat me so easily during my last grappling session ...
Posted by D-Rok on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:37:00 PST

yay fancy kicks are cool but..

more on that later... tonight was my first night back to macs martial arts studio and let me tell you that I love it, Im getting to show off my outlandish but strikingly effective style of k...
Posted by D-Rok on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:13:00 PST

so im back to training

again daily, naturally the day that i want to start training i catch a cold. sux shit Any who im blogging this for structure. Ill try to specialize in what comes easy to me (wrestling) and work hard o...
Posted by D-Rok on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:46:00 PST

hydroxycut: day 8 (forced departure)

So the meds have an adverse effect on my anxiety which i believe is caused by an increase in blood pressure. the anxiety affected me so strongly that i was forced to withdraw from taking the medicatio...
Posted by D-Rok on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

hydroxycut:day 7 (setting the tone)

ive been on hydroxycut for the past week now and i have gotten so good results. i look great, i feel so so, and i think im ready for more. i think that the stuff is beginning to settle on me. the way ...
Posted by D-Rok on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST

hydroxycut: days 4-6 ( the real hydroxy cut)

wow ive been gone for a bit but it doesnt mean that things havent been getting crazy from my side. I have just started to take the full dosage and things have been getting a bit whacky. new side effec...
Posted by D-Rok on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:46:00 PST

hydroxycut: day 3 (sustaining)

to day was just as good as yesterday if not better. not only did i feel none of the side effects that i described, but i actually felt good today. two little things though: 1. Other than this mo...
Posted by D-Rok on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:42:00 PST

hydroxycut: day 2 (redemption)

so today was good. as far as the medication goes. I showed noe of the signs except from a small amount of the jitters in the mornig about an hour after taking my first dose. although i was only on ha...
Posted by D-Rok on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:09:00 PST

Hydroxycut: day 1 ( The Nightmare )

Can't think of anything good to write, Im currently experiencing what I believe to be the side effects of hydroxycut. if these are indeed the side effect then they are severe. Im that profus...
Posted by D-Rok on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:24:00 PST