Konvexion can win a game of connect four in only three moves.
If you spell "konvexion" in scrabble you win, forever.
In the bible jesus turned water into wine, konvexion then turned that wine into beer.
When Konvexion gives blood they deny the syringe and ask for a gun and a bucket.
Konvexion once ate a whole cake before friends could say there was a stripper in it.
Police label anyone attacking Konvexion as a code 45-11...a suicide.
Konvexion once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Konvexion does division there are no remainders.
If you ever work in an office with Konvexion never ask for a 3 hole punch.
It only takes Konvexion 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Only Konvexion can slam a revolving door.
Konvexion can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.....at night.
When Konvexion falls into water, Konvexion doesn't get wet. Water gets Konvexion.
Konvexion is vegetarian, meaning, we do not eat animals until they are first put into a vegetive state with our fists.