The Teachings of Raptor Jesus And lo, did a drunken man beset Raptor Jesus and his followers. He came up to them, crying such things as “Y HALO THAR!†and “BUTTSECKS?!†The Disciples were scared, for never before had they encountered one so intent on buttsecks. But Raptor Jesus merely smiled, and bade His Disciples watch, that they might know what to do in the future. All of a sudden, Raptor Jesus did leap into a tree, disappearing from sight. The drunkard looked around in a confused manner. Raptor Jesus did burst forth, flipping out of the tree, his foot connecting with the drunkard’s neck. A sickening ‘SNAP’ emanated, and then all was silent. Raptor Jesus looked to His followers, pointed at the body next to him and proclaimed, “Ninja’dâ€
