Eating high cholesterol foods, MoVieZ, sleeping with the AC on HIGH, My Friendz/Crew, Shoppin' junk@ Ebay and Shopping In General, cruisin' in my SUV pretendin' Im a Hip Hop Superstar, TeXas Hold Em PoKer, ViDeo GAmeZ, playin' sportz (BasKetBall, FootBall, BaSeBall) CooKiNg, MoVieZ & keepin' the LOWDOWN on da bass guitar, just actin' up most of the timeZ.. .. ..
This should sum it up to: "I'm here for Ya!" Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks of my true friendship to you! 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Say this to your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel..CLICK PLAY...
BottoM HeavY FunK, jazZ, All TyPes Of RocK, BlueS, HiP HoP, R & B, HeavY MetaL, Pop, NeW WavE....I LovE ThE 80's!.. ..
STAR WHORES, RAMBONE, TOP BUNS, SPERMINATOR III, THE LOIN KING, ASS VENTURA: SMUT DETECTIVE, E.T. THE EXTRA TESTICLE, HAIRY POOTER AND THE SORCERER'S BONE, IN DIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARSE, MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE, ( 'just kiddin..no really!) .. ..
LaW & OrDeR, CSI: La$ VeGa$, SimpsonZ, SoutH ParK, RealitY ShowZ, Beavis & BUttHead, JAckAss, DrAwn TOgeTHer, SportZ CenteR, NFL (BUffalo Bills), NBA (New Jersey NETS), MLB (NY YANKEES), any ANIME, MXC, ANyTHiNg On VH1 and MTv, C0MeDy CenTral, HIsTOry ChaNNeL & My FavoRIte StaTion FOOD Network.... ..
ENcylopedias, AUtobiographiez, BAsS/GUitaR TAblaturE INStrucTionaL BOoKz, MAxiM, STufF, FHM MAgZ & COmic BOokz...WOlverine RUlz! ..
Your results:
You are Hulk
Hulk
90%
Green Lantern
85%
Spider-Man
80%
The Flash
75%
Iron Man
75%
Superman
70%
Supergirl
62%
Robin
47%
Batman
45%
Catwoman
45%
Wonder Woman
37%
You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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