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DUKEUS MAXIMUS

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Eric LaDuke, i've lived in Chattanooga my whole life. I am employed as a plumber. It's work and it pays the bills. I have played drums in several local punk/metal bands. I have one of the sickest senses of humor and don't know when to keep my mouth shut. I thrive to always be in a good mood and having fun weather it's at home or at your local neighborhood bar. I am what you could call an avid beer coneisuer I'm always out and about, so if you recognize me holla at me and we'll drink a beer, and then throw some shit off of a bridge somewhere, it'll be fun like smelling your own finger and making yourself cry and then puke!

My Interests

music, beer and throwing stuff off of bridges, and as of lately throwing darts

I'd like to meet:

other musicians and people that are very interested in music, listening to it and playing it and also other neighborhood drunks

Music:

mainly punk/metal: Social Distortion, Rise Against, NOFX, Bad Religion, Anti-Flag, Loose Screws, and anything that gets me going like foldgers in my cup.

Movies:

Comidies and horror, Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Old School, and other Will Ferrel movies, Sling Blade, and anything else that could tap a funny bone or nerve

Television:

usually watch the comedy central, fx or wb so we can watch king of the hill all the time.

Books:

Don't really read much... unless it's in the bathroom, then mainly magazines..., gotta keep a few lying around in case you run out of...? also new to the reading list, is the back of shampoo bottles and other items located in reach.

Heroes:

brooks wackerman from badreligion, and all those anorexic people that can puke so much and not get acid reflux, karen carpenter, this turkey leg and alka-seltzer is for you. eat your heart out baby, and then puke.

My Blog

Cosby Kids

just gave the cosby kids a proper burial at sea,  rest in poop!
Posted by DUKEUS MAXIMUS on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Steroid Fucks

man those guys get on my last damn nerve.  they walk into a place/bar/restaurant, and think that they should have themselves and their friends/spotters served while everyone else dies of thirst i...
Posted by DUKEUS MAXIMUS on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST