Jerry Falwell Dies from Sin of Gluttony |
It's like this: Fatass Jerry Falwell finally died. Gays and feminists let this happen.
The End.
Ok, ok, here's some details.
The Longer Version of the Story
05-15) 10:48 PDT Lynchburg, V...
Posted by Ray on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:55:00 PST |
Anna Nicole |
Goodbye Vickie Lynn,Though I never knew you, I'd see,You had the grace to stand up straight, Drunk on national TV.They crawled out of the woodwork,And they whispered into your brain,Which only holds a...
Posted by Ray on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Extremist Stingray Violence Continues to Escalate |
This is really beginning to clog up my daily googling-my-own-name routine.
There's no end in site for the bloody turf war between man and cartilaginous fish, highlighted today by the brutal middair st...
Posted by Ray on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST |
Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Loses Longtime Battle With Nature |
You think I'm kidding?Steve Irwin, shock-naturalist, conservationist spokesAussie and avid gruesome-death-bluffer, was killed Monday by a stingray blast to the chest at the age of 44. He was pronounce...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST |
Harvey Sid Fisher and the Signs of the Zodiac |
Readers, faithful and otherwise,Did I or did I not explicitly promise to broaden your horizons and even enlighten those of you who go for that sort of thing as a reward for your unfaltering audience? ...
Posted by Ray on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST |
TV Personality Explains the Difference In Men and Women |
And does so quite succinctly. I'd like to hear more from the man at some point, but naturally as a man I have more thinking to do before I just jump into looking for him.
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Posted by Ray on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST |
Ray's Helpful Household Tips |
Now that I've held house for a while, I'd like to share some advice that could save you time and money around the ol' domicile. Who knows, I might even save your life.
Save those old shoe boxes...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:12:00 PST |
250-year-old Tortoise Dies |
Addwaita, World's Oldest Animal, DiesI've never even heard of him and he was 223 when I was born. We're talking an animal that was roughly ten times my age. Can you handle that? The animal was born in...
Posted by Ray on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST |
Ray's Culture Corner Presents: Maggot Cheese |
No, it's not the name of a band I played guitar with in high school. It's a real product: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu.
"Casu marzu (also called casu modde or formaggio marcio) is a cheese ...
Posted by Ray on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:55:00 PST |
I Stop Playing Video Games For A Decade And This Happens |
This is a presentation of an insane game called Spore. If you think you don't have the patience for the whole half hour, let the video load and then jump around. I did that and finally got ...
Posted by Ray on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:11:00 PST |
