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Denise

"daaaaaaang....gimme some of dem GHB unicarns!"

About Me

I fault myself for caring too much about everything and everybody. Apathy has never worked for me,so if you ever hear me say that I don't care, I'm probably lying. I overanalyze and overthink things to death at times, so it's hard for me to take things at face value. I'm always down for good conversation, but am perfectly content with my head in a book. I enjoy laughing until it hurts, and do it often. I still think "your face," "your mom," and "that's what she said" are funny in any conversation. For those I love, I would do anything. My family is absolutely everything to me. I have terrible depth perception, and I run into things A LOT. I have a stuffed monkey named Maurice that I have slept with for 20 years, and nobody will ever take him away from me. Somebody once told me that life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it: I believe him. When I'm thinking, I look at the sky. When I'm nervous I do the robot. I'm terrified of large birds, ESPECIALLY ostriches, and also the dark. I believe that prayer, music, and time all have an incredible ability to heal anything. My favorite memories all seem to involve my baby sister doing caca. If you're a douchebag, I'm going to tell you. You're a douchebag.


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My Interests

My Family and Friends, Dance, Reading, Working Out, Running, Sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Mia Michaels, David Sedaris, J.K. Rowling, Sam from season 2 Top Chef, Zach Braff, John Lennon, Bill Clinton, the inventor of GAK, anyone who claims they've walked on the moon (effing liars), aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the band Nickelback so I can tell them how shitty their music is and beg them to stop making it

Music:

I listen to music that I like......my musical taste is not up for debate. Trust, if you are in my car and complain about the music, I will tell you to get over it or get out...and I won't be joking

Movies:

Mostly I like movies where nothing happens. Sometimes I like to laugh, or sometimes I like to get a little emotional, but mostly I like to watch people philosophize or walk around and not do much. Really...I'm not kidding

Books:

There are far too many to list, but I recommend "A Prayer for Owen Meany," "I Know This Much Is True," "The God of Small Things," and "The 5 People You Meet in Heaven." They will all probably change your life

Heroes:

anyone who isn't wasting space and oxygen on this earth, because there are so few people who fit that description.

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Posted by Denise on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:46:00 PST