Noun
def:
1- a Three fingered salute commonly used as an expression of love and devotion to those both close to ones self, and to just met aquaintences.
2- A sick and twisted fucker on myspace who has the uncanny ability to make people laugh. Most known for building strange contraptions, spanking people, masturbating profusely, and speaking his mind.
Welcome to the madness my minions of twisted reality! What can I tell you about myself. Hmm, where to begin? I enjoy the art of Bukakke and have made many beautiful paintings using this ancient and wonderous Japanese technique. The looks on the faces of those who have seen and experienced my works are a testament to my abilities and an artist!
I also enjoy creating strange contraptions that are loud, dangerous, and many times employ the use of large quantities of flamable materials which have been known to produce large explosions.
Toad licking and inhaling nitrous oxide are some of the ways I spend my evenings. Occasionally I bathe in maple syrup and roll in feathers or dirt so that I can look more normal while strolling the streets of my neighborhood looking for people to expose myself to.
Short women are a definite turn on to me, possibly because I am tall, often tired, and tend to slouch so it evens up the height difference. Midgets are ok, so long as they will fit into my backpack.
I like the zoo because molesting baby rhinos causes them to make the most adorable noises. Monkeys scare me. They bite. They don't taste good when you bite them back... unless you cook them very well with a nice marinade first.
I have an extensive collection of whips, chains, bad German porn, and a turkey baster. If this makes sense to you, we should talk!
I tend to write too much. I enjoy it. The voices in my head tell me to do it. They need an outlet or they get rowdy and cause problems.
I take random trips to the dentist, just because I like to have my teeth drilled. I love cheese. Piercings are hot. Touching va-jay-jay makes me feel naughty.... but in a good way. Not like when the priest touched me when I was a small boy. Or even when he did it last week.
Maybe I'll write more later. Right now I'm needing a cigarette. Did I mention I smoke and drink a lot... but never too much. You can never have enough!
Absinthe
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