lip chap,fashionating, cocktails, ciggies, hot sloppy make-outs, sex in the dumbwaiter, boobs, the hanky code, boys n girls, glitter, fancy stuff, weasels, steaks, wolverine, pumps, inflatable guitars, confetti, liquid eyeliner, cars, hi-tops, tiny scientists, crop tops, christmas lights, jailbait, pieces and parts, sailors and pirates, wifebeaters, short shorts, handbags, Thor, blackouts, fierce looks, pearls, squirrels, wizards, A/C, jingle bells, heinies, perfumes and scents, drunk Swedish boys, cabs, brunch, shopping for knick-kncaks, lube, party stores, taxidermy, hangovers, tighty whiteys, cokes, weiners, sunglasses, jock straps, not-so-smart ladies, triple cheeseburgers, bears, corsets, ribbons, bows, belts, buckles and bangles, sneaks, delivery boys, handjobs, technology, cats and kitties, skeletons, stripes, black girls, g-strings, elves and dwarves, girl fights, arm wrestling, jews, maskon.com, botox
If this is really him, I hope he isn't gay.
the flirts, kelly clarkson, chilly, klyymaxx, avenue d, paris hilton, boney m, the smiths, fun fun, ryan paris, annie, m.i.a., lady sovereign, dolly parton, kylie minogue, kelis, brian alfred, abba, journey, cleopatra, ryan paris, paul parker, depeche mode, kelly osbourne, mel & kim, andrea true connection, ace of bass, mu, justice vs simian, cradle of filth, crystal gayle, mylo, the misfits, paula abdul, chic, sheila e, snoop dogg, justin timberlake, spice girls, beyonce, change, ciara, shalamar, bonnie tyler, kano, yello, nick kamen, commodores, nine inch nails, britney spears, foreigner, taylor dayne, gwen stefani, wham, doobie brothers, strafe, baccara, jameila, joy division, lynyrd skynyrd, madonna, billy idol, michael jackson, def leppard, danzig, toilet boys, the cramps, sex pistols, the rolling stones, devo, cheap trick, scorpions, david bowie, t rex, iggy pop, the rapture, bjork, the shins, the faint, phiiliip, the cure, dead can dance
eyes of laura mars, party girl, desperate living, home alone, the bitter tears of petra von kant, house of wax, batman, ghostbusters, romy and michelle, witches, harry potter, bel ami anything, labrynth, elvira, goonies, the hunger, nightmare before christmas, who's that girl, my own private idaho, xanadu, queen of the damned, legally blonde, 28 days later, shaun of the dead, freeway, clueless, 9 to 5, mannequin, hocus pocus, teen witch, true lies, one flew over the cuckoo's nest
Flavor of Love is the f*ing sh*t, ANTM, Simple Life, Kept, Surreal Life, Six Feet Under, Anne of Green Gables, Fraggle Rock, Dukes of Hazzard, Cops, World's Craziest Police Videos, AbFab, Date my mom, My sweet sixteen, The Real Housewives of Orange County, Campus Ladies, Wife Swap, Trading Spouses, Super Nanny, Nanny 911
Pottzies
Paris Hilton, Larry Flynt, Bo Duke, Larry David, Varg Vikernes, Howard Stern, Jeffrey Dahmer, Augusten Burroughs, Sophia Lamar, Thierry Mugler, Amy Sedaris, Will Ferrell, Oprah Winfrey and Nate, the Golden Girls, old people (not ugly ones, unless they're ugly in a funny way,) Bob Mizer, Tom of Finland, Joan Crawford, Ali cuz he delivers cigarettes and sandwiches at ungodly hours of the night, Delancey Car Service