choo choo | 
I gave you the back off my shirt, and just look happened what.
You damn. Posted by  on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:45:00 GMT | 
grendel is god | 
soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, so... Posted by  on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:09:00 GMT | 
gog and re-gog | 
this wine was awful, and it cost a lot of money.  get paul lynde on the phone.  he did this for many, many years, and MUST have a better hangover cure than I. Posted by  on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:12:00 GMT | 
shame rhymes with germane, sort of | 
kind of makes you think, donut?  if the ocean were a tree, what type of tree would it be?  and would you need to water it?  god damn this thing I call my mind!  damn it!  damn... Posted by  on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:51:00 GMT | 
lep-lep-leprosy | 
give me an A! (you say, "A" with a lot of verve).
fooled you: now you have the herp, just like Heraldo Rivera.
jacque-ass. Posted by  on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:34:00 GMT | 
shite! | 
Invalid Body, you cannot leave the body blank. Posted by  on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:47:00 GMT | 
free kittens | 
why o why must they be so cute? 
you can't keep them, she's resolute.
pawing, preening, they're so sublime.
i'd take a penny soon as a dime. Posted by  on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:45:00 GMT | 
smug bastards | 
My sister is a damn whore.  There, I said it. Posted by  on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:54:00 GMT | 
a kriminal at the krispy kreme | 
my bad.  i ate a ham sandwich during passover.  sorry, yahweh...holler at ya lata!!! Posted by  on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:10:00 GMT | 
a kriminal at the krispy kreme | 
my bad.  i ate a ham sandwich during passover.  sorry, yahweh...holler at ya lata!!! Posted by  on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:10:00 GMT |